Brian Cross

Get well soon Joe i know you are a tough bedlingtonian so you will be fine.........

got that one ...

Enjoy Blob......

Ah give up soooory

Darn funny i thought ..........eh ;)

A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?" The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says.. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home." He continues, crying even harder. "Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

Hi Debra From a Bedlington ex pat in Australia...........

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye HIV ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, '!*!@# off, ye'll no bring it back!'

a belated Happy Birthday mate i hope you enjoyed it and you were spoiled...........Brian

Hi Mal Great beer goggles it works like that i know for sure .......... :rolleyes:

My cousin and his wife arrive to-morrow for a three month holiday it will be great to see them again and being a true Geordie he doesn't mind a beer or two http://www.studiostore.com/images/p/SMP/pdSTSMP0004.jpg

I knew that was why i liked neat so much... but hang on i still have big gut ?????? My link

The Percy ............ :blink:

Bollicks

Thanks Owen but is the Station still in a rundown state ?

No it is not my local Pete i have been in there a few times when i am driving back from Brisbane they have the best pie shop in the world in one of the shops there it is a theme pub there are a number of them thru Aust.

Does the train stop in Bedlington and have they done the platform up at all ?

:D

Is this any better Mal ? My link

Hows this for a pub Aussie styleMy link

Yes i did get to my mammas house via the back and i remember now the paths were always "clarty" no matter how the weather was what you wrote brought back a lot of fond memories for me, the orchard i remember well altho my Grandad did not like me flogging apples as he was a special constable thanks for your comments .....

I can remember something which i think was the "Old hall" my grandparents lived in East Riggs and i can remember as a boy cutting thru or going down the side of the Old hall to get to my grandparents home.

We had a great day a few beers and of course the obligatory bar-b-que we had 2 Aussie flags hanging at the front of our home and guess what ........yea you are right some scumbag came into our yard and flogged them while we were out the back .....you see scum is everywhere.

Have a happy Australia Day everyone http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Australia_flag.gif