Malcolm Robinson

Hello Palance...

Tonyp, if kids wrote anything as bad as your last posting they shouldn't pass water never mind an exam!

Well err........http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/bedlingtonshire-community-high-school-slammed-8758673?ICID=FB-Chron-main

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy'.. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off...He falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, 'Shoite, Shoite !' He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face. 'Bi'Jesus.... I'm pissed,' he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside... He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No feckin' way'. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'buggar it' and falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into his room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?' Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was feckin' pissed. But how'd you know?' 'Mick phoned .. . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.'

Hmmmmm.......http://www.thejournal.co.uk/opinion/gordon-brown-forget-serving-us-8746381

May be some modifications to adjectives there pilgrim!

Like the music Ovalteeny.

Why are you advertising their policies Tonyp? Shouldn't you be promoting your own party's?

Not even gonna bite.........

And thats before we enter the world of American comics..............

Are we staying with hot puppets or can we digress into fairy tales? Cinders, Little Red Riding Hood and Sleeping Beauty.......

The pressure group want the mainline because of what it will offer after Ncl. Personally I would support the Metro extension idea?

Presume you mean this and not that Foxy?

Current thinking re rail line:.............. Metro line ...bad.......mainline .....good............suggested timeframe for completion..........sometime after 2030!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Musicmusik

Every time you hear a politician say…”the British People……” you know whatever they go on to say is a completely fabricated lie!

Hi Pedro. The numbers were supposed to go along with a recording telling you about the history of the site. It was an East Bedlington Parish Council project. If you ask Ron or Jenny down there I am sure they will fill you in.

Leonard Nimoy, who played Mr Spock in science fiction series Star Trek, has died. He was 83. http://news.sky.com/story/1435684/leonard-nimoy-star-treks-mr-spock-dies

More......

Thunderbirds is getting a makeover........ which one is best.....

Well I know Boris Johnson is a dick head.....any good?

Problems merc?

Is this the Boris and graphite you are on about merc?

Pilgrim you don't knwo how close you came to being zapped!!!!!! LOL.

Just about on my way to work then pilgrim.........and if I don't do what I do they don't get their.........