keith lockey

Good luck, too, Adam.

Mad system, Cyril, why do authorities have to impose awkward conditions, I mean a hard way and an easy way, as we both say, a common sense way is what is needed, alas...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! They have all played heathcliff... er...sorry, wrong one... Since you got it correct you have to dress up as kate Bush and sing Wuthering Heights at the Market Place Club tonight, Keith. The taxi is on it's way.

It's a pity we can't have a 'buy now pay later' system, honest, what is there to lose? Let people like Cyril have free rates and rent and if their business is a success then they can pay it back. If the business goes pear-shaped then what are the local authorities loosing!!! Nothing - the shop is empty anyway!

Nope, 'fraid not.

LOL Cyril, good one.

If I vote for you will you make me a peer when you eventually get to No 10? Or how about giving me and the moggies a pass into the underground bunkers when N & S Korea start slogging it out. Good luck anyway.

Sorry, Pete. wrong answer, and it ain't tennis either. Try again.

EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY

According to this new class system I am much in the same position as this chap...

It's on its way, Pete.

Mine says I'm an Untouchable. (Great! I always said I looked like Connery or Costner.)

Sorry for the delay in your prize. Pete, it's just that…well, I thought the others would be jealous, so I withheld it. But since you insist!!! In keeping with the connection I have decided to give you a lifetime's supply of…MASKing tape. But there is a condition. You have to do something artistic with this MASKing tape; something like that loony…er…artist Christo. I have attached examples of his work. Now you are going to go one better than Christo. You are going to actually cover yourself with MASKing tape and tour the world's art galleries as a living piece of art. It will be a new movement in the art world and will be called the Fine Art Renaissance Tour - FART, for short. It will be fart for fart sake and I hope you can follow through with other endeavours. Here is a picture of how you will look on your tour. As you can see the other members will be jealous but their loss is your gain. So wrap up well and if you want to thank me for your prize just call by in your car and toot and come in.

Can you give us a bit more detail on the farm, Richard, - where it is etc, possibly a photo. I came across this site but you may have already seen it. Good luck. http://www.houseofnames.com/ashington-family-crest

AND THE WINNER IS...PETE. Well done that man. I thought this would run and run. Brilliant Pete. Peter Wyngarde...Flash Gordon Hugo Weaving......V for Vendetta Julian Machon......Fantastic Four (Dr. Doom) Leonardo.............Man in the Iron Mask Edward Norton.....Kingdom of Heaven Wilelm Dafoe.......Spiderman Jim Carrey...........The Mask

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CLUE...The last actor could lead you to the appearences of the others in films - or the way they have appeared.

What is this moderator approval green bar rule?

It would have been a different matter if Jockey Herbert Jenkins had suffered the same fate as this jockey. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/21800282

Spitting out the dummy seems to be part of the Labour Party manifesto. Who can spit it out the furthest/farthest? Of course Gordo is the gold medallist in this event.

Appearances in films.

AMMENDMENT - MISSED ONE OUT.

OMG IS THIS HARD - SO HARD - BUT LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN GET IT.

I'm the Grand Wizard of the Bedlington Blue Moons, Malcolm. I often go down the Halfpenny woods and whip out my horn and give it a tootle, the acoustics are better down there, at least that's what I keep telling the magistrates. But now I only go down when Venus is in conjunction with Uranus, that's when the fairy rings are at their best, this year there are several because it's the Chinese year of the Whippet. Now where's my wand...izzy wizzy let's get busy. (PS. did you know there used to be a witches coven down there? - 70's - 80's. I'm sure someone touched on it on another site.)

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