keith lockey

Sorry for the delay in your prize. Pete, it's just that…well, I thought the others would be jealous, so I withheld it. But since you insist!!! In keeping with the connection I have decided to give you a lifetime's supply of…MASKing tape. But there is a condition. You have to do something artistic with this MASKing tape; something like that loony…er…artist Christo. I have attached examples of his work. Now you are going to go one better than Christo. You are going to actually cover yourself with MASKing tape and tour the world's art galleries as a living piece of art. It will be a new movement in the art world and will be called the Fine Art Renaissance Tour - FART, for short. It will be fart for fart sake and I hope you can follow through with other endeavours. Here is a picture of how you will look on your tour. As you can see the other members will be jealous but their loss is your gain. So wrap up well and if you want to thank me for your prize just call by in your car and toot and come in.

Can you give us a bit more detail on the farm, Richard, - where it is etc, possibly a photo. I came across this site but you may have already seen it. Good luck. http://www.houseofnames.com/ashington-family-crest

AND THE WINNER IS...PETE. Well done that man. I thought this would run and run. Brilliant Pete. Peter Wyngarde...Flash Gordon Hugo Weaving......V for Vendetta Julian Machon......Fantastic Four (Dr. Doom) Leonardo.............Man in the Iron Mask Edward Norton.....Kingdom of Heaven Wilelm Dafoe.......Spiderman Jim Carrey...........The Mask

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CLUE...The last actor could lead you to the appearences of the others in films - or the way they have appeared.

What is this moderator approval green bar rule?

It would have been a different matter if Jockey Herbert Jenkins had suffered the same fate as this jockey. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/21800282

Spitting out the dummy seems to be part of the Labour Party manifesto. Who can spit it out the furthest/farthest? Of course Gordo is the gold medallist in this event.

Appearances in films.

AMMENDMENT - MISSED ONE OUT.

OMG IS THIS HARD - SO HARD - BUT LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN GET IT.

I'm the Grand Wizard of the Bedlington Blue Moons, Malcolm. I often go down the Halfpenny woods and whip out my horn and give it a tootle, the acoustics are better down there, at least that's what I keep telling the magistrates. But now I only go down when Venus is in conjunction with Uranus, that's when the fairy rings are at their best, this year there are several because it's the Chinese year of the Whippet. Now where's my wand...izzy wizzy let's get busy. (PS. did you know there used to be a witches coven down there? - 70's - 80's. I'm sure someone touched on it on another site.)

STAR TREK

They have all played lawyers - law attorneys.

They all have convictions?

Sorry, Adam, I shouldn't have started a new topic when there was already one existing, my apologies, It was just that I was putting the key in the door when I heard the train and I wanted to find out what was going on. (Bear in mind I live up where the Terrier Pub used to be and I could hear the steam train from my house!!!) Thanks for sorting it out, cheers.

AND THE WINNER IS...MALCOLM - AGAIN. That's right, Malcolm, they have all played Nero. Of course I was hoping this would run for a while, at least time for me to have my easter egg. Alas, it's not to be, now I have to come up with another one. Good one Malcolm.

OKAY, VARMINTS, HERE'S FOUR FOR THE EASTER WEEKEND.

Everything is still there but disused or used as 'storehouse'. See the following link - go to the very bottom for the most modern pictures. But what was that train I heard today? Was it a test run? It sounded like ye olde fashioned puffing billy. http://www.disused-stations.org.uk/b/bedlington/index.shtml

Was that a choo choo train I just heard - 11.30 am - this morning. I heard a puffing billy down bedlington Station way. Please enlighten me.

The first job I ever had was at Prestos when it opened in Bedlington. I lost count of the amount of times it's changed hands since then. In those days Bedlington was still a thriving place; I could spend my wages on vinyl LPs at The Music Box; I could buy a pair of shoes at Johnson's Shoe Shop; and when I was eighteen I could go into any pub on the front street for a pint. I agree with the comments on this page but unless Bedlington gets a variety of shops then we are looking at tumbleweed blowing down the front street. Blyth might seem like a hole to many people BUT they do have a variety of shops, even I have to admit that. I was at Morissons and Tesco in Bedders this week and walked around the former in dismay. Morrisons is expensive and just hasn't got the stock; Tesco is still the better of the two but they would boost their sales if they would/could sell clothes or gardening and electrical stuff, like Asda. But just for the record, one of the best foodstores I have come across is Heron's - cheap and bloody good stuff for the most part. But the main point is money. Without that vital necessity it doesn't matter one jot if we have a monopolizing supermarket or a corner shop. If you haven't got the dosh in your pocket then you can't spend it. As for dog pooh - yes, it is disgusting, but so is the amount of fag ends lying outside of pubs and in the windswept corners. Right, that's my rant....So I said to this bloke...

The last group in the 'Heaven' connection was Fiction Factory - Feels like Heaven. I remember it but would never have gotten the group. Another connection coming soon.

Naw, Adam, not that subtle, I'm more of the "Do you want to rub some paint off the fire exit door?" (Just kidding before anyone writes in!!!)

AND THE WINNER IS.....MALCOLM. (Even though he spelt it wrong. Try explaining that to St. Peter, Malcolm.) Belinda Carlisle.....Heaven is a place in Keith's bedroom. Eddie Cochrane...Three steps to Hebburn. Bob Dylan............Knockin' on Evan's door. (Must be his neighbour?) Led Zeppelin........Hairway to Heaven Meat Loaf.............Heaven's I'm some weight. Bryan Adams........Heaving. And last but not least.......Naw, I'll let you lot tell me. Cos I could remember the song but could not remember the group. So who is the last group - name and song title please.

Nope, but you are in the right direction concerning songs.