keith lockey

Right on both accounts, Symptoms, my apologies. My bro mentioned Milne House, but I was too young to remember. I didn't think they would sell singles, though!!!

Right, please, help. When me and my bro were about ten yrs old we used to listen to Elvis Presley,The Beatles and the Rolling Stones on an old Danzig? (Wooden Heart, Help & Get off of my cloud, etc,) as well as a host of others like Shrimp Boats and Tower of Strength. Now we were obviously too young to buy records so that means my mother must have bought them. BUT where would she have bought 45s in Bedlington? Can anyone help on this one. Cheers.

OKAY, VARMINTS, WHAT CONNECTS THESE.

Is that a three and a half inch flabby he's trying to insert into the disc drive?

I was at Morpeth with Maria today and we saw a quaint thing - some of the shops had old photos in the window showing you what the shop looked like decades and decades ago.

Why Maggie T wont get into Heaven... GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995) My Father's house has many rooms. If that were not true, would I have told you that I'm going to prepare a place for you? She'll tax God on all those rooms. (And yes I know it says mansions in other versions.)

She may be dead but her party is still in power.

Well done that man. Yes, they were Parkinson's first guests, along with Ray Belisario, a photo-journalist, but I didn't think anyone would get him. I hope you're not expecting a prize! I'm plum tuckered out. Good one Keith.

WHAT 'FIRST' DO THESE TWO SHARE? Think tv rather than sport.

Oops, sorry, Keith, got Jenkins from something else, somehow. Thanks for correcting me.

Good luck, too, Adam.

Mad system, Cyril, why do authorities have to impose awkward conditions, I mean a hard way and an easy way, as we both say, a common sense way is what is needed, alas...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! They have all played heathcliff... er...sorry, wrong one... Since you got it correct you have to dress up as kate Bush and sing Wuthering Heights at the Market Place Club tonight, Keith. The taxi is on it's way.

It's a pity we can't have a 'buy now pay later' system, honest, what is there to lose? Let people like Cyril have free rates and rent and if their business is a success then they can pay it back. If the business goes pear-shaped then what are the local authorities loosing!!! Nothing - the shop is empty anyway!

Nope, 'fraid not.

LOL Cyril, good one.

If I vote for you will you make me a peer when you eventually get to No 10? Or how about giving me and the moggies a pass into the underground bunkers when N & S Korea start slogging it out. Good luck anyway.

Sorry, Pete. wrong answer, and it ain't tennis either. Try again.

EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY

According to this new class system I am much in the same position as this chap...

I keep falling off their bellies, 'other' Keith. I still haven't mastered six-inch stilettos yet, but I try, every Friday night after I lock the doors and put my slap on.

Hi, AnnaF, welcome onboard from a fellow scribbler. I was in Tino's Deli a fortnight ago, unfortunately prior to a funeral service. This site is great and I hope you enjoy it. Good luck.

It's on its way, Pete.

Mine says I'm an Untouchable. (Great! I always said I looked like Connery or Costner.)