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  1. keith lockey
    Good work, Keith, I had this with the street lights last year and I've got to admit they finally came through...eventually.
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    Me and my bro used to get our haircut at the barbers down there. My mate once dared me to get a crew-cut. I went home looking like Yul Brynner. My mam went off it, really ballistic. But bro says the barber used to go to St. Mary's hospital & St. Georges and cut the 'patients' hair. Now where's my midget gems and sports mixtures.
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    I just live up the road from the Oval shops, Wonky, and when I was a young whippersnapper I used to get all my sweets from Strakers - though it might have been Swans then. The memories and names of those sweets are too numerous - BUT - take a gander at this site and read em and weep. http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/
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    Dang nabbit!!! How on earth did you get that one!!!! I was hoping that would run till next Christmas. Yes, they have all played Dr. Moreau. Well done that man. Now as A prize I thought we should have something in common with Dr. Moreau. So I thought the premise of the story is a mad scientist who tries to combine animals and people. So find attached your prize, Keith. The guy in the video - crocodile man - is retiring soon and he wants someone to replace him. So I have shortlisted your name and given you a good reference. The job is practically yours. You don't have to thank me just remember me in your will...er...thoughts.
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    THIS IS SO HARD IT SHOULD BE RENAMED GRANITE CONNECTION
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    Will they allow that van through Quarantine?
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    Happy birthday Micky.
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    I was at Blyth today and there was a little bloke standing in the market place busking. He was wearing a medallion around his neck and he had soverign rings on every finger. As I drew closer he began to sing White Christmas and I suddenly realised it was Bling Crosby.
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    Apologies to Malcolm and Adam. Change unlucky for well done lads. Really well done. good luck in the future.
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    Unlucky, lads, dashed unlucky.
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    If only this one could be laid to rest, Foxy!
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    MILK!!! You's lot must have been rich. We couldn't afford milk, my mam used to water down a tin of matt emulsion and put it on some ear wax for breakfast and tell us it was sugar puffs. If we wanted proper milk she would stick cotton wool onto us with some wallpaper paste and send us into the farmer's field going baa baa until a ewe came along for us to suckle. My brother got a ram by mistake once and he's never been the same since. MILK!!! By heck, I never knew this was a rich-man's site, where's the wallpaper paste?
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    Why are they 'celebrating' her death? That's not nice, is it? I mean people have just been chastized for celebrating Maggie Thatcher's demise. Now these lot want to celebrate the death of EWD!!!
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    'The company makes the feast' - Are you a cannibal Maggie. (Hah hah)
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    I'm going to vote for that bloke Gallagher Park in the parish elections...he's got loads of friends.
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    just heard a great song. The lyrics are "pop pop pop pop, pop pop pop pop." Aparently it's bubble rap.
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    Just come across this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-xFvLaE68
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    COME ON DOWN ADAM - HERE IS YOUR PRIZE!!!! In keeping with the Beatles connection I have procured for you a once in a lifetime super-duper-prize. You are going to relive two iconic Beatles photo-shoots. The first one is the Beatles Abbey Road photo and the second one is John and Yoko. See following images. The above photos are the originals. Now below are the two you will be featuring in. The second photo is the girl who will replace Yoko. Now you are to meet her in Room 101 at the Thistle Hotel at Newcastle. Ask for Big Bella at reception. If you don't know where it is ask other keith, he goes there all the time with his ladyboy friends. Have a good one; I'll let you keep your socks on if it's too cold.
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    I'm going to give you it, Adam, well done. They are all names mentioned in Beatles songs. Hey Jude...........Jude Law Penny Lane.......Penny Junor Lady Madonna..Madonna Lucy in the sky..Lucy Liu Eleanor Rigby...Eleanor Parker. Well spotted Adam.
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    Ah! democracy at its best.
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    Somebody arrange a meeting of Table 25. Hailstones at about 1.15 pm - and just before that I heard a strange sound in the sky. HAARP!!!!!
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    OKAY VARMINTS TRY THIS ONE. THE ANSWER IS IN THE NAMES.
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    I was generalising it for tomtom because he said he was new around here.
  25. keith lockey
    Asda is a local supermarket, Tomtom, which sells clothes designed by GEORGE.
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