Keith Scantlebury

Thanks to both of you .

Is that the one from Thrum Mill. ( I think) that couple came from Blyth as far as I remember.

Happy birthday Eileen enjoy your day .

Methinks you may well of been on it already by the looks of how you have spelled Sloe !! Thanks all for the birthday greetings

I had a fly taste of it the other week Eileen when I tested it with a hydrometer , got to say it tasted pretty good . Its still in the demi johns but I might just bottle it this week and leave it till after Easter at least .

just you wait for it to go bobbing in to Hervey Bay Brian

So this means snap decisions will be made on the spot, without any research or consultation. ?

yep you can all expect

My first attempt at making sloe gin was a complete success hic(**^%$% !!. I bottled it last night and had to give it a try , give it a try , give it a try ,give it a try , give it a try........ hic %^$£ zzzzzzzzz. Elderberry wine (made entirely from elders in my garden) is festering away very nicely and we will see how that has turned out next summer,

Some turd licking lowlife has nicked the lights from the station xmas tree. Its just a pity that they weren't electrocuted whilst taking them off

Too many candles ...... happy birthday marra

Thought that was Quasimoto

Dare I turn up ? was stood there on my own frozen stiff on Thursday. Brian, the Red line wouldn't let me in cos I was shaking too much and couldn't hold a drink without spilling it . The local kids were jumping on my back too see who could stay on the longest .

How much maintenance do Rick Parfett and Francis Rossi need like ?

Matty Hall rived a lump out of my ass with his blackboard ruler. It had a crack in it and when it connected with my butt it nipped ,ripped my (short) trousers and took a lump of flesh with it. The crime ? Two of us were caught drinking the milk and refilling(topping up) the bottles from a fire extinguisher. People I bump into to this day still talk about it.

Thousand of dyslexic South Africans have been seen placing floral tributes outside a Nissan Main dealer in Pretoria

I heard yesterday that the development on the old Elliots garage site is running £250, 000 over budget now. Could Bedlington be lumbered with a half built eyesore if the developer runs out of cash ?

95 years old ....... no age at all really

I've been stood beside this tree in the market place since 5 pm , its now nearly 9;45 pm and somebody has just told me theres no switch on , I just thought it was a crap turnout !!!

Dixon Jordon kept those coaches in decent nick.

Who's Les Miserable ? Did he drive the Raisbeck on a Saturday night ?

Tell you what though Maggie, those kids don't seem to have gone without a good meal very often !!

gnomore pleeeeeaase

The present Clayton St would most probably be what was Front Clayton St