I have a pleasing mental image of Malcolm sitting at an uncomfortable MacDonald's table waiting in vain for a waiter with a large, tasselled menu to pitch up at his table.
I think they will be taken over. Consumer confidence in the company's name has suffered irreparable damage. Also, what a crowd of knackers those people were who queued up overnight to withdraw money from the bank. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Cut'n'paste racism. This is exactly what Steve Job had in mind as he ankled down the patents office with a blueprint for the Intertron Web Superhighway back in 1976.