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Hamburger Pimp

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  1. There were two previous posts when I typed that. One of your mate Monsta's typically erudite and forthright contributions has since been excised.
  2. Have a g-g-g-great day!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!FOURGSGEDDIT!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!
  3. I enjoy a pint in The Tavern. The continued absence of the above two posters would only add to the attractiveness of said establishment.
  4. Happy birthday and that!
  5. Hurrah! Let the joy be unconfined. It's going to be the best Christmas ever!!!!!!111!!!!LEXMARKSTHESPOT!!!!!!!
  6. Ignoring your hurtful jibes, why don't you simply withdraw your paypal money and put it into your regular bank account?
  7. I take it you mean "accept" rather than "take exception to". That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds?
  8. Scum.
  9. Or maybe not
  10. MissVic would buy them.
  11. After Monday's sobering events, my fractured optimism extends only as far as predicting a scrappy 2-2 draw against West Ham on Sunday.
  12. I have a pleasing mental image of Malcolm sitting at an uncomfortable MacDonald's table waiting in vain for a waiter with a large, tasselled menu to pitch up at his table.
  13. While wikipedia wrongly says the name was introduced in 1975, Asda's own store has it at 1965 and confirms Monsta is correct!
  14. I think they will be taken over. Consumer confidence in the company's name has suffered irreparable damage. Also, what a crowd of knackers those people were who queued up overnight to withdraw money from the bank. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
  15. Cut'n'paste racism. This is exactly what Steve Job had in mind as he ankled down the patents office with a blueprint for the Intertron Web Superhighway back in 1976.
  16. Islam's a place now?
  17. Maybe not. What a load of Ian Wright*. *Rhyming slang.
  18. Before I moved to my current home, they tried to make me go to a prefab. I said no, no, no!!!!!!!LOLZ!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. If it gings, it mings.
  20. Hamburger Pimp

    Death

    A good point, but perhaps no need for the blue language, eh? This isn't the Clayton Arms at lunchtime on Dole Cheque day, you know?
  21. Proper solution and "Alien" remix here
  22. Odd but pleasant puzzle
  23. 4-1 to Big Sam's squadron of Iron Giants.
  24. It's just called "Carling" now.
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