Everything posted by Hamburger Pimp
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Wood Fired Oven
That is a very impressive erection, Brian.
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Barney Rooney Is Dead!
Sorry to hear of your loss, Joe. All the best.
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Loathe: The Bedlington Terrier!
The Swan, at the end of the Barrington Road, is closer.
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Prediction
Pete's started early, I see. Three-nil to Sir Fergie's boys I fear.
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Riddle Time!
http://www.fun-with-words.com/word_gry_angry_hungry.html
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The word association game
cheese.
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Riddle Time!
There are only two.
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The word association game
Dirty.
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The word association game
Dishy.
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Eco Cambois
Eco Beach? Faraway in time.
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The word association game
Tops.
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The Red Lion
Now I'm no expert on the licensed victuals trade, I'll leave the technical expertise to the likes of BarLass and Merlin. One thing I will say is that you can get a bottle of Carlsberg for £1.20 in the Lion. Ideal for the thirsty drinker keeping a watchful eye on the pennies. Think on.
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Khronic Generation
You bet your bippy we are!
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Riddle Time!
We have a winner! Hats off to Mr Darn, you may pick any prize from the top two shelves.
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The Red Lion
If you mean "get your facts wrong and make yourself appear foolish, again" then yes. Yes you did.
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Riddle Time!
Are Bedlington's brightest and best so easily stumped?
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The Red Lion
The gaul of the fellow!
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Prediction
Sorry, this is the sport section of the site. Hilarious comedy racism belongs in, erm, all of the other bits. Thank you.
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Riddle Time!
A little sporting riddle for you, if I may. Sunderland did it in 1979. Villa did it in 1981. Who, I say who, did it in 1980? Answer that one and stay fashionable.
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Khronic Generation
Mad Em It promises to be both "off the hook" and "waxa". Giddy up!
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Khronic Generation
Courtesy of The Crack Magazine: I'm no expert on matters on matters hardcore or speedcore, but I reckon this event will be well sick! Techno techno techno techno.
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The Red Lion
Been having a refreshing postprandial crackpipe, Merlin? Top ranting.
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Prediction
Not exactly Carol Vorderman, are you?
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The Blunder Of Woolies
Woolworths stock product with noncensical name Whatever next, a kiddies laptop called "the Langham"? Gary Glitter rollerskates?
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Bedlington Terriers
Northumberland Senior Cup Bedlington Terriers 1 Blyth Spartans 4 Daniel Gooch, George Stevenson, Keith Perry, Doctor Pit, Jayne Middlemiss, Clevva Clothes, Dennis Todd, effete looking terriers, the feller that owns Verdi's... Can you hear me, Italian restaurant bloke? Your boys just took one HELL of a beating!!!!!!!41!!!!!!!!!EASYONTHEGARLICMATE!!!!!!!!