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Northumberland Senior Cup Bedlington Terriers 1 Blyth Spartans 4 Daniel Gooch, George Stevenson, Keith Perry, Doctor Pit, Jayne Middlemiss, Clevva Clothes, Dennis Todd, effete looking terriers, the feller that owns Verdi's... Can you hear me, Italian restaurant bloke? Your boys just took one HELL of a beating!!!!!!!41!!!!!!!!!EASYONTHEGARLICMATE!!!!!!!!

In days gone by it was often the case that Denzel was a thirty year-old crammed into the barely-living body of a sixty year-old. However, we live in more enlightened times and such unsavoury milfhunting is a thing of the past. Hats off to the new, improved Denzel. Huzzah!

Bad Manners.

Hello, Acko. With regards to house-hunting, I'd probably give the Burnside area a miss if I were you.

Welcome aboard, Bill.

Through the barricades.

Many happy returns, Dennis.

"Clevva Clothes"

Hello, Ken. Welcome aboard.

This place is just like the Algonquin Round Table.

I was wondering. Thx 4 the add, Darno!

Steady on there, pru! We aren't all cackling, snaggle-toothed patrons of Bomarsund club, waiting for the hoosey to start, you know?

Can I have an E, please?

1=3 letters in the word "One". 11=6 letters in the word "Eleven". And so forth.

Six and six. Mr Darn's reason was right, if not his arithmetic.

In your face, Carol Vordermans!

How you spelling TWELVE, brainiac?

Back on the handles? An odd expression. Good luck to Keggy Keegle. He'll need it.

Didier Deschamps is the new favourite.

TV nostalgia of a slightly more recent vintage

No. It was an easy riddle.

e.