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    A woman of discernment and taste. If only there were more of you around.
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    No.
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    Newcastle 3 Aston Villa 2.
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    Hello, Chianti!
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    Hamburger Pimp replied to Pete's topic in History Hollow

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    Now come on, chaps. This is a place to discuss local affairs, harrumph about those no-goodniks at Wansbeck Council and generally knock about the burning issues of the day. Do we really want to sink to the level of bandying around the addresses of smut-based websites and online blue movie cinemas? Of course not. Save that type of thing for a Private Message.
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    I think he's after a pastie.
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    It's admirable the way you attempt to communicate with him like one reasonable adult to another. However, you would probably have more success travelling to Whipsnade Zoo and trying to reason with the chimpanzees, pointing out that flinging their faeces everywhere and playing with themselves in front of small children is neither productive nor in keeping with the strictures of Miss Emily Post. Hope this helps.
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    Bernard Righton Proof that you don't need to be racist or sexist to be funny.
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    It looks as if Harper may have to do a job* between the posts as Shay Given is injured. Despite this, I am predicting a comfortable 2-0 win for Newcastle. Howay the Toon. *By "job" I mean "job" not "jobby", for the avoidance of hilarious misunderstandings.
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    !*!@# up and eat your quack and chips!
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    It's a little taste of heaven in a glass. When Denzel gets busy with the cocktail shakers, alert the coastguard 'cos everyone's getting wrecked. Sadly, I fear the adventure soup was polished off last Chrizzo.
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    Hold on to your funnybones, ladies and g, here's a rib-tickler for you. Q. What is the Queen's favourite games console? How 'bout this heat, eh? You been away on holiday yet? I was in Ibiza, me A. The Royal Wii!!!!!!111!!!!!!!WIIARENOTAMUSED!!!!!!11!!!!!!
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    Hush yo' mouth, fool! My kids could be reading this. It's the real Santa at the Metrocentre, OK?
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    I ain't got taaaame for that BS!
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    It almost makes a chap yearn for the glory days of kiang. Almost.
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    I'm Sportacus!
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    The cut'n'paste kid is correct. Leisure centres are costly to run and there simply isn't the demand for one in Bedlington. There are perfectly adequate facilities in Blyth, Cramlington and Ashington. What Bedlington needs is a Wetherspoons pub, a new estate agent and somewhere for the ladies to get their hair done.
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    Give it a rest, eh?
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    The American spelling was deliberate, reflecting the source of much of this type of thing, but well done you for spotting it.
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    After all these years earnestly debating local issues, Malcolm's turned into the king of cut'n'paste "humor".
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