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Hamburger Pimp

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  1. That's quite a big wee.
  2. Thank you, Keith Lard.
  3. Their foot long sandwiches with the meatballs in are nice.
  4. I'll go for 2-1 to Newcastle. Owen to open his account.
  5. Poor old Paul Robinson
  6. I don't mind paying to get my bins emptied.
  7. The kid has previously been reprimanded three times for criminal offences. He's a toerag. He was hassling a 74 year old man. Bang the little turd up.
  8. Ladies and gentlemen, there now follows a sentence I thought I would never type: I agree with Mongo.
  9. Thank you, Brian Sewell.
  10. Anyone interested in visiting the good Dr Pit's park can do so for free on Sunday lunchtime to witness the final of the inaugural Bedlington Cup. The semi-finalists: From the depths of the Station - The Railway and The Station Club. Representing our Top End overlords - The North and The Monkey. Alehouse football's coming home!
  11. "Give them a sense of pride..."
  12. :D He's only gone and topped the "Guinnessy" tour de force!
  13. Not sure there would be too much celebrating were Newcastle to finish the season second bottom but above Sunderland. Enjoyable as it is to beat the knackers from down the road, Newcastle should be setting their sights higher than being top of the north-east dungheap. Challenging for a UEFA spot and a decent cup run or two should be the aim for this season.
  14. Howay Spartans! The Terriers can go tickle. And that, my virtual friends, is swearing.
  15. If you don't like it here, there is always the option to go live somewhere else. I daresay the town would struggle along without you.
  16. Much obliged.
  17. Giddy up!!!!!!!11!!!NIMBLEFINGERS!!!!!111!!!!
  18. Have you got any friends, Blank?
  19. I agree. Carr is no good. Hopefully, Geremi will slot in there when Barton is fit again.
  20. A little early to be smoking crack, no?
  21. Not the predicted goal-fest, then. A lack of creativity in midfield, Milner excepted, saw very little being created for any of the Toon's much-vaunted strike force. Three central midfielders is too many. Sam should drop Smith, put the new left-back in, and play N'Zogbia and Milner on the wings. Sorted.
  22. The Sunday trading laws a "controversial subject"? You don't pull any punches do you, Mr Darn? One shudders to think what hard-hitting subjects you have waiting up your sleeve. "Aren't these new 5p pieces fiddly, eh?" "Opening milk cartons: what's that all about?" "Eeeh, aren't the nights putting in?" Keep sticking it to The Man, Darno. Fight the Power!
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