Nonsense. More from Northumberland's favourite dance troupe This is just the stuff Bill Gate had in mind as he ankled down to the patents office back in 1978 with a blueprint for the internet and a heartful of dreams.
Now, if I know one thing, it's that my fellow Bedlingtonners love a bit of avant-garde, interpretative modern dance. It's one of the things the town is known for. With that in mind, I present this piece for your delectation. Peanut Butter Jelly Time
I apologise if any of the videos I linked to has offending your delicate sensibilities, Denzel. I would also suggest you avoid this example that some herbert recently sent me. A puerile, smutty exercise in potty-mouthed abuse of one of this nation's best-loved entertainers.
If the government wants us all to use less energy heating our homes, then imposing a tax on blankets is a particularly short-sighted measure. Sort it out, Gordon Browns!