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  1. Hamburger Pimp
    Hit the trail Denzel, there's a new sheriff in town.
  2. Hamburger Pimp
    You started growing leeks?
  3. Hamburger Pimp
    That's what it's aal aboot.
  4. Hamburger Pimp
    I'll tell you what would be good. If Pencil Neck could subvert every thread so that it ends up centring on his rather unhealthy obsession with Denzel's sex life, particularly his love of older ladies and his supposed propensity for al fresco how's-your-father. That would be tremendous fun, that.
  5. Hamburger Pimp
    I noticed the wall was back to black and white today.
  6. Hamburger Pimp
    The new look does have a certain Tarantinoesque charm.
  7. Hamburger Pimp
    I watched it in The Dun Cow.
  8. Hamburger Pimp
    I'd have said "baggy trousered misogynist" myself, but we won't split hairs.
  9. Hamburger Pimp
    Good old Denzel, he lives to give.
  10. Hamburger Pimp
    Now, I'm as reasonable as the next man, but isn't about time all right-thinking people got together and burnt these necromancers, fortune-tellers and witches? Otherwise they will incur the wrath of a vengeful God and then where will we be? In a pit of burning flames for all eternity while Baal and other minions of Satan stick red hot pokers up your jacksie, that's where. I'll bid you good day.
  11. Hamburger Pimp
    It's Funny 'Cos It's True!
  12. Hamburger Pimp
    We hadn't forgotten. (Denzel's pin-point cross turned in at the far post by Knowledge. 1-0!)
  13. Hamburger Pimp
    My namesake appears to have some strange interests.
  14. Hamburger Pimp
    I see there is a "Battle of the Bands" in the Red Lion on Sunday. Wonder if our old teen rocker pals The False Miracles are playing.
  15. Hamburger Pimp
    Good ol' american rock about the horny-handed sons of toil who work in offices, eh? Tremendous stuff.
  16. Hamburger Pimp
    Ah, but think on, what exactly is "Friday stuff"? Dull, unamusing american cut and paste webtardery? I can't go for that (no can do). If a chap can't share a collection of boss tunes from the wizard of the bontempi keyboard, who also used to be Jilted John, then I fear the terrorists have already won.
  17. Hamburger Pimp
    Ladies and Gentlemen, the wonder of John Shuttleworth. "My wife died in 1970" is peachy keen and bitchin'.
  18. Hamburger Pimp
    From here:
  19. Hamburger Pimp
    Careful Pete, I think he's "grooming" you.
  20. Hamburger Pimp
    Poor old Ginola. At least he never hoyed up on the new settee.
  21. Hamburger Pimp
    Vaux is no more. The Railway is a Pubmaster pub now. It is skill.
  22. Hamburger Pimp
    No. Was there bad behaviour?
  23. Hamburger Pimp
    Mystic Pete strikes again. In passing, it is only fair to raise our hats Middlesbrough's way, another stirring fightback to reach the UEFA Cup final. Well done.
  24. Hamburger Pimp
    I like it, I think it's good.
  25. Hamburger Pimp
    Correct score odds on a Newcastle 4-1 win are between 66/1 and 100/1. Worth a fiver, eh? We can all paint the town red (or grey) tomorrow if it comes in.
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