Hamburger Pimp
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Hats off to Albert. Well done, sir.
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Easy now BB, just because your husband hasn't come back from a game of golf at three in the morning ("they've got floodlights nowadays, honest") no need to go mad with the coarse language. We're not all dockers here, you know.
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At least he isn't playing with his Scalextric.
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Bunk-ups more like!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!ORBONKEVENLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!
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Loose A Leg.....and Settlement Of 200 Million
Hamburger Pimp replied to Pencil_Neck's topic in Talk of the Town
The Sun's website The Sun's site has the byline "Our lawyers are watching". There's a sweet gig. -
BarlassofBedlington looking mighty purty tonight in The Tavern. Giddy up!
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Most people probably suspect that local councillors are going to be self-important, backhander-taking, corrupt toerags. At least the ones who are told what to do by their party are carrying out policies that somebody half-decent has thought up, rather than pursuing their own money-grubbing agenda.
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I'll be honest here, I don't know what this means. Do you?
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Can't manage that, I'm afraid. Howzabout a cat that looks like Hitler? Hitler cat! More here
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I believe "hog's eye" is the phrase that pays.
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England's favourite big man with good feet And that, my friends, is why England are going to win the World Cup.
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Have you planted a camera in my living room?
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A mix that's funkier than a box of monkeys This is what old Bill Gate had in mind when he was hotfooting it down to the patent office with his plans for an internet.
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Peace out, big dawg.
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If we could take one step back from the "anally-violating-fellow-poster's-mothers" tomfoolery for a moment, Newcastle supporters may be interested in the following piece of Alan Shearer memorabilia. Quality Item
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Is it really so much of a sweat to drive your car or board a bus to the swimming pools at Ashington, Blyth or Cramlington? Any new leisure development in Bedlington would only serve to attract hordes of dreadful, nit-infested kids from neighbouring towns (cf. the shows).
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Chris and cunnyjohn's "direct action"
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Yes. Others are never happy.
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That wasn't our Chris invading the Lottery show, was it?
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Lordi are going to win
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More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania. Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break.
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Dissing Eurovision? Not on my watch, soldier! The Eurovision Song Contest is skill. Abba and their star-shaped guitars, Bucks Fizz whipping their skirts off, Gina G giving it laldy, unorthodox Finnish death metal types, pneumatic Greek wallopers in low-cut frocks, eastern bloc Hi-NRG gay disco stompers, tedious cypriot balladeers, cringeworthy Irish my-lovely-horse imitators, all human life is here and it's all good. A smorgasbord of Europop fun here.
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GOTCHA! Perhaps now god-fearing simple village folk can rest easy in their beds, free from the shadow of the beast. <insert "rib-tickling" joke funny about Denzel's love life here>