Hamburger Pimp

If the worst comes to the worst and there's no alternative, bring her out with you.

In retrospect, a corner wouldn't have been all that bad

That's rather an unorthodox shirt that young feller is wearing, no?

Let's settle it like gentlemen!

It appears that one of our old classmates has won a board game on there, too.

How much is a pint over there?

Michael Winner eSure ads in a New Monkey stylee

This is the birthday she started celebrating over two weeks ago? (see Movies thread) That's some binge! Happy birthday and that, BLoB.

Top ranting, Joe.

No offence, Swalnallas, but this board would be better without you, wouldn't it?

It's Funny 'Cos It's True!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!

The belief that 666 is the number of the beast is based a statement made in the Book of Revelation. It was discovered in 2005 that this statement had been translated incorrectly. Anyone believing in this type of thing should now think that 616 is the relevant figure, since this is what the Bible (really) says.

This word cropped up on tonight's BBC4 edition of brainiac panel show "QI". Also, it turns out that the number of the beast is, in fact, 616. You lives, you learns.

The easy stylings of Lawrence Welk is where it's at, Pete.

Bear! Like Bedlington Bears!

If you're moving into a house with a woman and two small children, I think you'll find you're "better off" getting out of there for fifty hours a week at work. Hope this helps.

You're a regular Photoshop wizard, Pete!

Aren't they an American Football team?

The mysterious, transient beauty of the forthcoming front page revealed!

No offence, but have you been sniffing Baileys again?

Well, Denzel, mainly.

If one were to believe Wikipedia, there isn't that much more than terriers to Bedlington.

Just for Threegee: Woof! Woof! Terrier!