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Word is, the street is deader than Dillinger. Peace out.

There is one with home-made sign up between the sweet shop (Yarrow's?) and the kitchen shop before you get to the junction near the Monkey and the police station. Have you tried AS Moon? They let properties. Hope it works out for you and that the scum harassing you get locked up/a good hiding sometime soon.

Hello there, Tokyogirl. At least you can get a nice cuppa out there, eh? Here's a nice picture of The Sun. (robbed from the old version of this site - sorry)

GLENN ROEDER'S BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott Parker Nobby Solano

Joe Rooney is right. Did Roy Castles die in vain, people?

Souness paid £8.5m for Boumsoung.

G-g-get away!

Pete, you really shouldn't smoke, you know.

The post above looks like a Richard Littlejohn column put through an online translation engine. The "PC brigade/bragrade" is largely a myth, invented by frothing right-wing journalists. Stories of local authorities "banning" christmas, when checked up on, are usually bogus. Many councils, mindful of the fact that november sees festivals of several different religions, choose to put up non-denominational decorations which are augmented by more specific christmas items in December. The "PC brigade" trying to prevent children having their names and photos published in newspapers are human rights lawyers concerned with the power wielded by the popular press which has already encouraged their readers to persecute sex offenders and mobilised angry mobs of "burn the peedoe" vigilantes. Incidentally, the ASBO is a measure brought in by the current government, who either are or aren't part of the politically-correct brigade. As for smokers' civil liberties, these have to be balanced against those of non-smokers. While I am all for people's rights to engage in any activity they like, no matter how harmful to themself, the right to blow toxic fumes in other people's faces doesn't strike me as a human right worthy of marching on Parliament to protect.

:D

Hats off to the Denzmeister general. One of the good guys. You knows it.

Howay Blyth!

Tomorrow sees the momentous occasion of Pencil Neck off of the internet's bachelor party. Eleven good men and true will board the iron horse to Scotchland for a final celebration of his wild, crazy, hellcat, barnstorming, boot-knocking young, free and single days. The ginger-haired pale-skinned, haggis munching, heavy and a whisky swilling natives won't know what has hit them. Godspeed you Bradmeister. Liverpool FC's early wedding present

Welcome aboard, Norma.

Good luck in Croydon, bt542000. Snappy username, by the way. PS Who is in charge of The Sun now?

I heard it's going to be an All Bar One.

Happy birthday, aal the best, many happy returns and that.

"The Lion Bites Back!" According to the notice on the window, the Red Lion will be open again this Thursday night.

For those who don't know, "Twisty !*!@# " is Denzel's girlfriend. They love each other very much.

Further to the Advocaat theme, I just purchased some Co-op lemonade (51p for 2 litres, from, er, the Co-op) and am now drinking me down some Snowball. By jingo, why wasn't I told earlier how good dem Snowballs taste? Man alive, they is good. No wonder the craze of Snowballing seems to be sweeping the nation.

Blimey charlie! I'm sure that, while there is a natural desire for a bit of scandal, we don't want Miss Darn's good name being bandied around in this shabby manner. It would definitely also be wrong were her real identity to be revealed in a public forum.

Just got me a bottle of that bad boy from the good people at Netto's. Man alive, that's some tasty drinking. It's like custard with a shot of booze in. What, I ask you, is there not to like about that?

The night picked up somewhat later on though, but.

Right back at ya, Pete. And a big "Merrizzo to da Chrizzo" to all members of this august forum.