Hamburger Pimp

I noticed the wall was back to black and white today.

The new look does have a certain Tarantinoesque charm.

I watched it in The Dun Cow.

I'd have said "baggy trousered misogynist" myself, but we won't split hairs.

Good old Denzel, he lives to give.

Now, I'm as reasonable as the next man, but isn't about time all right-thinking people got together and burnt these necromancers, fortune-tellers and witches? Otherwise they will incur the wrath of a vengeful God and then where will we be? In a pit of burning flames for all eternity while Baal and other minions of Satan stick red hot pokers up your jacksie, that's where. I'll bid you good day.

It's Funny 'Cos It's True!

We hadn't forgotten. (Denzel's pin-point cross turned in at the far post by Knowledge. 1-0!)

My namesake appears to have some strange interests.

I see there is a "Battle of the Bands" in the Red Lion on Sunday. Wonder if our old teen rocker pals The False Miracles are playing.

Good ol' american rock about the horny-handed sons of toil who work in offices, eh? Tremendous stuff.

Ah, but think on, what exactly is "Friday stuff"? Dull, unamusing american cut and paste webtardery? I can't go for that (no can do). If a chap can't share a collection of boss tunes from the wizard of the bontempi keyboard, who also used to be Jilted John, then I fear the terrorists have already won.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the wonder of John Shuttleworth. "My wife died in 1970" is peachy keen and bitchin'.

From here:

Careful Pete, I think he's "grooming" you.

Poor old Ginola. At least he never hoyed up on the new settee.

Vaux is no more. The Railway is a Pubmaster pub now. It is skill.

No. Was there bad behaviour?

Mystic Pete strikes again. In passing, it is only fair to raise our hats Middlesbrough's way, another stirring fightback to reach the UEFA Cup final. Well done.

I like it, I think it's good.

Correct score odds on a Newcastle 4-1 win are between 66/1 and 100/1. Worth a fiver, eh? We can all paint the town red (or grey) tomorrow if it comes in.

Many happy returns, Joe.

"Oi loykes ter watch"

How's about the offer of a free pint to anyone off of this forum?

" If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage."