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The banana is not a fruit, it's a herb.

Four - two!

The Fonz's motorbike in "Happy Days" was the one that Steve McQueen rode in "The Great Escape". That's a fact, Jack.

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*Pops head up, meerkat-style*

Did you also travel by raft down the ol' Mississippi with your good friend Huckleberry Finn? Kidding aside, these old tales are interesting.

I know you will be as disappointed as me to hear that Cuba lost 10-6 in the final to Japan.

Mystic Pete strikes again.

Bit harsh, Swalnalla.

Cuba march on to the final, where they will meet Japan. Revolution O Muerte!

Hats off to all concerned.

I agree with Denzel. Hats off to the happy couple.

If a cove can't quote The Girls Aloud without the politically-correct mob crying foul then I fear the terrorists have already won.

Only one team in Canada now, Joe. Montreal have closed down and the franchise has gone to Washington. (DC not Tyne and Wear). In other news, the USA crash out of the Classic, beaten 2-1 by Mexico. Where is your christ now, George Bushes?

The Cuba team that George Bushes tried to ban from the competition have marched on to the semi-finals. The USA have to beat Mexico today to stay in the tournament. It's all terribly exciting, yes?

Sizsells is quite right. Congratulations to him/her for finally speaking up for the decent majority of folk on here. Some of the juvenile tommyrot posted on here fair turns my stomach. It's a bliddy disgrace, and that's swearing. I'll bid you good day.

Ahoyhoy, Joe. Has the World Baseball Classic been getting much coverage in Canada? I notice their/your brave boys beat the USA the other day. Quite an upset, what? I think they have since been knocked out, which is a bit of a shame. Also, can you explain what the "mercy rule" is?

You should have looked up "humorous" in your dictionary.

Go to "My Controls" then "My Albums".

You've met Leah's fiancee, have you? Nice chap, is he?

This isn't about me nipping down the back lane of Victoria Terrace to drain the spuds when strolling home from the Top End*, then? That's a relief. *I wouldn't really do this, I'm just being "amusing".

Hats off to Natasha, she's either very foolish or very brave.