Everything posted by Denzel
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Darkbase Rave Cds Now On Sale At Bedlington Barbers
I'm off to dust down by Glo-stix.
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Whatever Happened To.....
Laughing at death? Are you in Cradle of Filth or something? We're dealing with sick minds here people.
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Are You Being Watched
I couldn't give a !*!@#. I'm a law-abiding citizen so Big Brother can film me all he likes.
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Kombat Kite Flying
I doubt it. Thanks for your concern though.
- Where Is Denzel
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Whats Happening In Bedlington
Strictly speaking that's not true.
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Kombat Kite Flying
They're only !*!@# , let them kill each other.
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Why Is There A New Member....
Who knows? Who cares?
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Whats Happening In Bedlington
Anyway, back to the question, what IS happening in Bedlington?
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Where Is Denzel
Feeling is mutual Pete!
- Your Favorite Boozer?
- Where Is Denzel
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Bedlington9 & Alexdunkant
I hope not.
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Should Prince Harry Serve In Iraq?
No. He's soft as claggy toffee.
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Local Elections
Pankhurst must be turning in her grave (covered in hoof marks).
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Why Bedlington Is The Best Place To Live In Northumberland
Well said.
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What Life Taught Me Today...
Never buy onion rings from a Jewish chip shop.
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Why Bedlington Is The Best Place To Live In Northumberland
Because it's chocker with blart.
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DNA profiling and ID cards
- The Price Of Water
Why buy bottled water when tap water is more than sufficient?- North Sea Fishing
Howay then Mr Miyagi, when's this bliddy trip?- Big Phil
- A Fitting Tribute
Fetch him the diddy bat.- Anything To Try And Bring This Madness To An End...
So where is all this hack I've heard so much about?- Oh, And The Cricket Club...
I've often enjoyed a dogging session down the cricket club. Hats off to the organisers. - The Price Of Water