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Denzel

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  1. Kids these days man Pete, bliddy sex mad. I blame that Fran Summers, or whatever she's called.
  2. Shut ya face man, you bliddy gonk.
  3. Well you seemed to enjoy it!
  4. Some friend you are, not even bothering to enquire as to how she was at the time. Disappointed.
  5. Will you be bringing Chorlton the friendly dragon too?!
  6. Check your toilet seats for Redbacks people; I suspect Brian is after us.
  7. Meaning what exactly?
  8. Close to what?!
  9. It was our dogging debut. Damn good fun it was too.
  10. Do you mean the sort of publication that spotty loppers buy in emporia such as Forbidden Planet?
  11. Bedlington Bears position as the forum's leaders in strategic product placement is under threat.
  12. Now there's a thought, I'll bring the tartan rug.
  13. Looks like you'll need some new nippers for your kindergarten so you can pay the bill - cue new advertising campaign on here.
  14. Chelsea away on Wednesday oh mighty soothsayer. What do you predict?
  15. I found that earring you lost - it was under the back seat. Same time tonight?
  16. It's nudging 90 degrees Fahrenheit and the sun is cracking the pavements. Be sure to bring your shorts with you.
  17. Caution, blowing of own trumpet in progress.
  18. Can you get me some pegs and some sprigs of heather? You can tarmac my driveway while you're at it.
  19. I'd like to see a cavy playing Tetris.
  20. He would if we made him cross.
  21. Twisty-arsed left-wing rap/rock has never been so unappealing.
  22. Our wonderful town gets a mention in Harry Pearson's North Country Fair.
  23. You Eengleesh - you is crazy peoples.
  24. They're in there almost as much as you.
  25. Barlass does it for me.
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