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Denzel

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  1. Lorks alordy.
  2. Ahhhhh. Let's all look at pictures of ickle bunny rabbits and kittens.
  3. Ya muckle intelijunt ye.
  4. Help m'boab.
  5. Mr Hair's still pushing the boat out for your nights out I see.
  6. I spelt it right though.
  7. Can I check your white bits?
  8. Quality viewing.
  9. You may need to try a career change.
  10. Some 'artistic' pictures of your antics round Bedlington have already been posted on several websites.
  11. First The Colonel, and then Mr Hair, now we have Ewok Top Lad walking away with a free gift.
  12. I can't be arsed Pete; let's go for a Guinness instead eh?
  13. Giddy up.
  14. Course not!
  15. I blame Celine Dion.
  16. Yeah, it is very impressive....oops, silly me.
  17. Lay off Youtube CK, you're becoming an addict.
  18. Mitten sales in Canada set to reach record levels.
  19. Strike a light!
  20. (Cue sound of J Rooney's name being scratched off Denzel's Christmas card list. Folds arms and mutters 'harumph'.)
  21. And no stutter.
  22. Well said; if only everyone had your moral fortitude.
  23. Just imagine the interviewer is naked. Simply get Mr Hair to ask you some awkward questions; in a similar vein to your role-play nights in fact.
  24. Hope you haven't been imbibing the black stuff and then driving Pete?
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