Denzel

Bet you had free school dinners too. Scummer.

Sales of drugs and lots of drink-fuelled violence.

Apropos of what, exactly?!

CK, let's buy this lad a few beers. He knows his chipole.

Well if he's neglecting you...

I just bin all of the crap that WDC put through my door - familiar tales of drop-in centres in Lynemouth or yet another initiative in Ashington.

I was at work, or I'd gladly have popped along for some orange squash and a fairycake.

Steady on, you neglected to mention the special deals available on childcare at 'Bedlington Bears'.

It was me who interviewed you - it was done out of spite.

It'd have been better if he'd been 'happy-slapped'. With a geet big bat.

Lorks alordy.

Ahhhhh. Let's all look at pictures of ickle bunny rabbits and kittens.

Ya muckle intelijunt ye.

Help m'boab.

Mr Hair's still pushing the boat out for your nights out I see.

I spelt it right though.

Can I check your white bits?

Quality viewing.

You may need to try a career change.

Some 'artistic' pictures of your antics round Bedlington have already been posted on several websites.

First The Colonel, and then Mr Hair, now we have Ewok Top Lad walking away with a free gift.

Soft lad.

I can't be arsed Pete; let's go for a Guinness instead eh?

Giddy up.