Denzel

And you, Kim Deal.

That stutter's getting worse Arkwright.

Ask Bill then....

You should take more care when leaving public houses.

Did the Colonel adopt his usual tapping technique - bump into a lass so she turns round before he licks her face?

I missed out on it. Have to make do with my Billy Askew chopsticks.

Who needs BBCi?!

That's nothing to be scared of. Being chased through a graveyard by an assortment of evil beasties is something to be REALLY scared of.

I hear there was a brouhaha last week involving one of the little kiddies absconding - would our favourite purveyors of free advertising like to comment?

Thanks for that CK!

You mean 'lose', I assume?

Hell yeah, ask Ann.

Hehe good old Thelma!

Get thee behind me Tanya Donnelly.

She had me worn down to a wick.

Put Pencil Neck in charge of catering; meatballs and Frosty Jack are ideal for soldiers.

Alfa Spider.......top choice sir.

What sort of motor was it then?

That gets my vote.

Did she reprise her classic 'falling off the barstool in the Black Bull' gag?

Indeed it does, now bring on the gabba.

An Evo 8? You mean a car that looks like it's been designed by a schoolboy? Looks almost as bad as those other charver cars, Subaru Impreza's. Unfortunately I had to get rid of my 'sportscock' and have been reduced to driving a Fiat Punto. However, a Maserati Ghibli has caught my eye, so watch this space.

Well it's about time you got to know me a bit better Emma....pimphoose, tonight at 8pm?!

Correction: Bedlington Station is taking over Bedlington.

Any Stella-related goings on in Neck Towers at the weekend?