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Denzel

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  1. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! NO! Lawrenson would've said that. After praising Steven Gerrard.
  2. Actually I don't think you are Alan Hansen. If you were, your sentence would have begun with the words 'Steven Gerrard', then you'd have gone on to praise Peter Crouch.
  3. Yes, you have to be over 60 and stink of wee to play.
  4. Ace of Base have seen it.
  5. Take your mask off Mr Hansen.
  6. Sounds like an ideal hangout for the disaffected youth of today.
  7. Not fancy a gabba-fest then Mr Neck?
  8. The gloves are off....
  9. Safe as !*!@# :- Hoying lager down as England stumble past poor opposition - we're keeping our powder dry Owen Hargreaves in midfield - the boy done good Cristiano Ronaldo bubbling - what's the matter love? Lost an eyelash? Don't diss me:- Milligans bacon and sausage sandwiches - 2 rashers of bacon and 1 sodding sausage Paul Robinson - oh dear Dirk Kuyt - the new Stephane Guivarc'h? Monday morning hangovers - they smart Bairns in pubs - get out little people
  10. Dear Santa, please bring me lots of Pro Plus....
  11. I better save up for some new Rockports then.
  12. Aye, we need more pubs devoted to Happy Hardcore and Blue WKD.
  13. Well said, especially with a big bodykit and massive boolaz. You know your chipole.
  14. The worst 'newspaper' in the world - how is anyone meant to read it when the print and photographs are so out of registration?
  15. Whilst Mr Neck snoozes peacefully at the Jenga table.
  16. Ah yes, I believe the son was in the year below CK and I at school. Happy days.
  17. Aye, there'll be the usual resigned look on faces as we sup ale on Boxing Day. Looks like New Year's Day is buggered now as well.
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