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was it in the back of the van?

Yip, in the back of the van.

Yes, there are 14 bollards!

There's none reflected in the window though. Actually, the 14th is pretty hard to spot. You'd have to compare the two images to find it - thats if anyones bothered!

Both wrong!

I reckon they weren't stuck in the first place.

How many bollards can you count!?

First one to guess correctly wins a mars bar!

Wey,the council has been sending letters out saying that if they need to come in to your house to do repairs etc,you`ll not be allowed to smoke,so you`ll have to leave your own house to have a tab..so it`ll be the same for home helps.The old folk will have to stand in the rain and have their tab if the home-help is in

It'll be good for them, getting a bit of fresh air and all that.

...all our friends.

on the way they popped into the off licence to buy...

A packet of fags. Er.. tabs even.

Stuff the picnic, Mongo fancied a pint to wash down the tar from the tabs - so off he went to the Market Tavern where he saw...

If nobody watched the telly we would not have to put up with these idiots.

Good point Pete.

That irish gay who hosted the gayest reality show on tv about a musical can **** off as well the ***t

The trawlermen was good tho

Graham Norton?

I know what you mean I don't even think he's funny.

His gender?

That would be male.

Exactly

Eat worms!

Aye..Someone asked him if he was doing panto this year...

He said 'No way, I did Aladdin 6 years ago and it's still haunting me'

Barrymores face is as queer as his gender.

and i bet he`s still smoking in hospital

I saw a pic of him he looks like he's been climbing pylons.

What kind of a sick perv does that?

denzel's profile, the porn link....

Ya, I know.

He answered his own question.

Bothers you so much you didn't even look?

Eh?

Young herberts wearing black nail polish?

Herberts don't wear black nail polish CK:

Herbert

"(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.

As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs, Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating b****rds who will try to !*!@# anything from cigarettes to small change off you.

Herberts are not only recognisable by their sh***y dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...

"I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.

I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.""

yes there is bedlington is dead! unless they do o.a.p pea suppers they'll be out a business in a week!

I quite literally jumped through a hoop when I heard the brilliant news.

Awww bless!

Well, we all have to admit that the forum has wilted.

I'm not blaming anyone, I think it's just that no one has anything to talk about.

Ah well!

Actually, it used to be a butchers shop, complete with the old abattoir out back.

Have you been yellow carded by Mr Darn for your swearing

No... had a few posts edited though...

All very typical of someone trying to impose their own moral values.

I agree swalnalla.

As everyone probably knows, Alan Johnston was freed earlier this morning.

I thought he was a goner to be honest, but it's good to see he was released. Nice to see some good news being broadcast for once too.

Hip, hip, hooray!

It was, and I can see the black clouds coming over again... more to come I think!

OK gotcha loud and clear, tis great innit.

Did anyone hear the thunder before?

Whats Challenge Annika?