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Merlin

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  1. Changed my mind the gruesome twosome are on their way, Jedward to hit the jungle according to reports today!
  2. Vic what kind of nasty beasties are you hunting over there? Brian, the way this country is going the bunnies will be the only thing between me and starvation and then it will have to be halal bunnie :lol:
  3. Can the Abbo's not sort them out Or set Crocodile Dundee on them :lol: Better still just fly them over here,there's still plenty room but they'll have to be quick! The no vacancy signs are being made as we speak :lol:
  4. More than likely a gay bar,can't have one in ashington or newbiggin so stick it in bedlington Mr Mannering, Mr Mannering they don't like it up 'em! But in this case they probably do :lol:
  5. While we're on about demolition get rid of the dole offices as well,load of power hungry hitlers in there,about time they were out of a job and tasted their own medicine,self officiating snobby,look down thy nose,its my money,you're dole scum B******S. And that's from someone who is employed!
  6. :lol: I like it
  7. :lol:
  8. Might watch it now the S>L>A>G has left.
  9. A good old slice with a sand wedge usually does the trick :lol: You didn't really expect me to answer that did you Brian? Hunting in this country is highly ILLEGAL! Especially on Bedders Golf Course :lol:
  10. yeah thats the one :lol:
  11. But you are going to have shops in the market place there's Tesco and then there's Tesco and then there's err err Tesco! What more do you want You didn't really think we would get anything else did you! Northumberland council, Wansbeck council or Betty Boo council everything goes to Ashington and Newbiggin :angry:
  12. Old news gggg! It is also now fully licenced again!
  13. Presto! Now there's a blast from the past! As long as they're in the car park they're off the road!
  14. Away down the golf course to get myself a couple,my belly's rumbling! Thats rabbits not black puds :lol: Just had a thought:- Was it The Goodies who used to run around with black puddings,shouting "ecky thump" or am I thinking of something else?
  15. There again if the price is right I could go down to Cambois beach and get it for you!
  16. If your after wood for the fire get yourself a chainsaw and head down to Cambois beach there's loads!
  17. Am sooooo jealous I'll just have to get my bogey out and flee doon the picka bank :lol:
  18. What ME pick on you! NEVER You're a good lad you Anyway good luck with the urine extraction...thought the beer tasted funny :lol:
  19. add black pudding and streaky bacon and you have perfection :)
  20. ;)
  21. Yes I know, but I think he knows I'm just trying to get him to bight Anyway he's a big boy now and doesn't need mummy to stick up for him :lol: Though if you got an ulterior motive for doing so,well then thats another story
  22. Is that you with your dummy out :lol:
  23. Oops cympil/simple beat me too it
  24. Here's mine to start you off. Darts Name: Merlin The Number http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs46o&feature=player_embedded
  25. I`ve been watching the `Grand Slam Of Darts` with the players walking on to their theme tunes and their dart names What name would be appropriate to you and what theme song would you have? Or for a bit of fun suggestions for other users
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