Merlin

Any chance of flying a few thousand salties over here Brian? :lol:

3g if that first comment of yours doesn't get the terrible twosome out of hibernation nothing will :lol:

I heard that some local youth was retreiving his football and it collapsed as he climbed onto the roof of the shelter,Sue the cooncil it should have been maintained! I hope the two people hurt will soon be okay!

Nick Griffin might have offered them a guided tour of Bradford and Birmingham :lol: There again they might be on holiday together,recruiting more asylum seekers to come to this country :D

Hasn't had the escort for about 2yr drives awful green corsa now,about once a year

Tell us about it mate! It may stink over there but it absolutely hotches over here! Your government needs to look at our policies,see how they didn't work and do something about it before it's too late. Man they taking over the world by the back door

Lee Harvey Oswald is dead Who was the guy who did in Martin Luther King?

Good on you At last eh!

Changed my mind the gruesome twosome are on their way, Jedward to hit the jungle according to reports today!

Vic what kind of nasty beasties are you hunting over there? Brian, the way this country is going the bunnies will be the only thing between me and starvation and then it will have to be halal bunnie :lol:

Welcome and feel free to join in!

Can the Abbo's not sort them out Or set Crocodile Dundee on them :lol: Better still just fly them over here,there's still plenty room but they'll have to be quick! The no vacancy signs are being made as we speak :lol:

More than likely a gay bar,can't have one in ashington or newbiggin so stick it in bedlington Mr Mannering, Mr Mannering they don't like it up 'em! But in this case they probably do :lol:

While we're on about demolition get rid of the dole offices as well,load of power hungry hitlers in there,about time they were out of a job and tasted their own medicine,self officiating snobby,look down thy nose,its my money,you're dole scum B******S. And that's from someone who is employed!

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Might watch it now the S>L>A>G has left.

A good old slice with a sand wedge usually does the trick :lol: You didn't really expect me to answer that did you Brian? Hunting in this country is highly ILLEGAL! Especially on Bedders Golf Course :lol:

yeah thats the one :lol:

But you are going to have shops in the market place there's Tesco and then there's Tesco and then there's err err Tesco! What more do you want You didn't really think we would get anything else did you! Northumberland council, Wansbeck council or Betty Boo council everything goes to Ashington and Newbiggin :angry:

Old news gggg! It is also now fully licenced again!

Presto! Now there's a blast from the past! As long as they're in the car park they're off the road!

Away down the golf course to get myself a couple,my belly's rumbling! Thats rabbits not black puds :lol: Just had a thought:- Was it The Goodies who used to run around with black puddings,shouting "ecky thump" or am I thinking of something else?

There again if the price is right I could go down to Cambois beach and get it for you!

If your after wood for the fire get yourself a chainsaw and head down to Cambois beach there's loads!