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Cympil

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Everything posted by Cympil

  1. ...Mongo,who had been banished to the forest forever more..but he was over the moon,because after all the bother he had caused,he could now....
  2. You`ve got a good point there Mr Darn..I was right in the first place..they`ve barred there`sels in
  3. Anthrax Island..Nice one
  4. Cympil replied to Merlin's topic in Talk of the Town
    Wey a penny floater is one of them cheap plastic footballs that blow away before you get chance to kick them and chipstix are them maizey stick things that stick to your teeth when you eat them,so....i dunno..you`ll hetta use your imagination
  5. ...then he would do away with her good and proper..so,chopper in hand,he...
  6. .....wife standing next to him.He felt totally shown up,he decided there and then that the wife had been a mistake.He thought for a moment.Then it came to him,the perfect plan! He decided to...
  7. Cympil replied to a post in a topic in Chat Central
    Get in
  8. That`s it exactly How daft can you get :lol: :lol:
  9. If no-one notices in the next few answers i`ll tell ya
  10. Have you got a comb-over Pete? :lol:
  11. Keith Chegwin Timmy Mallett for obvious reasons That bloke off the window advert "BOGOF" Lorraine Kelly..agrees with and loves ALL her guests Richard Madeley..up his own !*!@# Elton John..Bad wigs and podgy fingers
  12. Who gets your vote? For me it`s.. Dawn French AND Lenny Henry David Dickinson (Cheap as chips) Victoria Beckham Geri Halliwell David Hasselhoff... Loads more shall appear as i think of them
  13. I still go finding conkers and knocking them off trees with a stick..and i`m always trying to find the biggest one
  14. Bay City Rollers a think
  15. ...a wife..she wasn`t much to look at but she had an enormous...
  16. ....jumped in the nearest taxi and sped off to....
  17. ...a think a might of chipped me tooth there,so...
  18. piece of bomb what had been hidden in the macindians..a loud explosion went up and the asian.....
  19. with extra cheese and loads of rupee on..he took a bite and...
  20. :lol: :lol:
  21. decided to go for a McDonalds..so off he went in search of....
  22. Hi..welcome to Bedlington
  23. ...from his friends,he would be able to snap the chicken off his wrinkly things.Too bad he didn`t have any friends he would have to make do with using a.....
  24. Get worms :lol: :lol:

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