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  1. Cympil
    Have you got a comb-over Pete? :lol:
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    Keith Chegwin Timmy Mallett for obvious reasons That bloke off the window advert "BOGOF" Lorraine Kelly..agrees with and loves ALL her guests Richard Madeley..up his own !*!@# Elton John..Bad wigs and podgy fingers
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    Who gets your vote? For me it`s.. Dawn French AND Lenny Henry David Dickinson (Cheap as chips) Victoria Beckham Geri Halliwell David Hasselhoff... Loads more shall appear as i think of them
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    I still go finding conkers and knocking them off trees with a stick..and i`m always trying to find the biggest one
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    Bay City Rollers a think
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    ...a wife..she wasn`t much to look at but she had an enormous...
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    ....jumped in the nearest taxi and sped off to....
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    ...a think a might of chipped me tooth there,so...
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    piece of bomb what had been hidden in the macindians..a loud explosion went up and the asian.....
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    with extra cheese and loads of rupee on..he took a bite and...
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    :lol: :lol:
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    decided to go for a McDonalds..so off he went in search of....
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    ...from his friends,he would be able to snap the chicken off his wrinkly things.Too bad he didn`t have any friends he would have to make do with using a.....
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    Get worms :lol: :lol:
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    ...agony.."Aaaaargghhhhh will someone get this chicken off me!" but no-one would help him,because...
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    ... let a tremendous sigh of relief out "Phew,i nearly got ran owa there!".By then,the chickens were scurrying and flapping around the field and one of them....
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    his hair on fire,ten massive police vans were hurtling behind him,then just as...
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    :lol: :lol: I wonder if they`re trying to get info off him..they`ll be sticking sellotape all owa him and riving it off him then hoyin salt n vinegar on him.."Tell me all you dorty bomber or you`ll be getting more of the same thing"
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    :lol:
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    and i bet he`s still smoking in hospital :lol: :lol:
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    munch all the choccie off a kit-kat then eat the wafer last..
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    ...through the hen cree,when all of a sudden....
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    Why do men do that??
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    Them that smashed into the airport were smoking and nowt was said to them
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