Cympil

Better luck next time

That`s so you don`t notice the blood-stains after their nightly bare knuckle fisticuffs and dog fights

Cympil reminds me of someone Pete, is it this? Hows Pete ment to know? Is he a mind-reader or summic? Numpty

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Dusty Mop more like..she`s forever wiping stuff off

Aye,a seem to have that effect on folk

am ganin neywhere

and thick as ruck...as the chinese would say

i was tempted to put BedlingtonBarLass after "Ten Ding Ba" but decided not to

It`s easy really man.. Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift Dum Gai A stupid person Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host Kum Hia Approach me Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island Lao Zi Not very good Lin Ching An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs Shai Gai A bashful person Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool Sum Dum !*!@# Irritating drivers :lol: :lol:

If you say so

Aye...Lady Muk to you

He`s probably suffering from ingrown hair follicles after waxing his crack

You forgot to mention the stench coming from the near-by bushes

Pete.it says "chiyneez riting" Hope this helps

:lol: :lol: Goodin! Belongs on a joke thread though

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Have i really? well there you go then.. twisty hoop

I get the impression you don`t like Denzel? every other post you leave you`re either rolling your eyes or been sarcastic..what the hell is wrong with you lot

I seem to remember a few more posts than this?? Missvic,are you getting to be a control freak or summic, you`re deleting stuff without good reason..you deleted the "hope your next !*!@# is a hedgehog" post too..what`s that about? Just coz you`re a vegetarian + a mod,it doesn`t mean you can delete stuff just coz you`re a animal lover, it`s getting ridiculous on here..leave the posts alone man

I don`t think they`d be worth owt with bulging eyes and a garroted throat..do you

So not exciting..i can`t stand the shows,even as a kid..they should ban them..all the side shows are rigged,the shows themselves are dangerous and cost a fortune and the whole place is full of dodgy dorty rip-off merchant gypos..

He wants locking up for supporting them lot

you can`t get different kinds of penguin biscuits,the wrappings are green and orange etc...but they all taste the same..like !*!@#

Funny you should say that! my mates dog has went missing this afternoon and he thinks the gypos have thieved it,it`s a staffy cross and answers to Patch...it`ll be easy to spot coz it`s nipples are like conkers coz it`s not lang since it had pups.also,if you talk to it ,it`ll say "OOH" So if you see it anywhere near the gypo site or wandering around Bedlington can you leave a post and let me know..Thankyou