Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted (edited)

post-2953-0-28631500-1349713501_thumb.jp

DARN AND TARNATION, PETE, YOU DONE HORNSWOGGLED ME.

YAH SPOILT MA FUN.

THEY ALL PLAYED VIKINGS IN FILMS.

post-2953-0-81026500-1349713278_thumb.jppost-2953-0-65271900-1349713283_thumb.jppost-2953-0-28164700-1349713289_thumb.jppost-2953-0-43134400-1349713295_thumb.jp

Kirk Douglas..........The Vikings

Richard Widmark...The Longships

Lee Majors.............The Norseman

Tim Robbins...........Erik the Viking

I'll be posting your prize shortly, you hornswoggler.

Edited by keith lockey
Posted

PETE – YOUR PRIZE HAS COME THROUGH

post-2953-0-82346600-1349715897_thumb.jp

Well actually it is more in the way of a quest.

In keeping with the Viking theme I have decided to send you on a quest to save the world from Ragnarok – (The Doom of the Gods, or Twilight of the Gods)

That's Biting the Dust to Yosemite Sam

Now three things can save the world from this Gotterdammerung. You must sally forth from the Hall of Valhalla and procure a frozen turd from one of the Frost Giants sleeping in a cave north of Reykjavik. (Actually, Pete, try ebay)

Your second quest is to buy a loaf of Kingsmill bread and toast it on the fire god Surtr's flatulence; you will then spread a thin layer of peanut butter onto said toast and proceed to your final quest to save the world from the Doom of the Gods.

For your third quest is to scour the land and find an honest politician who will eat the flatulated bread…

Er, I tell you what, Pete, just stay at home and build a bunker.

"We're doomed, doomed.”

Posted

HERE IS YOUR PRIZE, PETE.

THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE DECIDED THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE A BIT DRAB.

SO THEY WANT SOMEONE TO PAINT THEM IN LIFE-LIKE COLOURS.

YEP, YOU HAVE GOT THE CONTRACT - IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN TEN YEARS.

BETTER GET USED TO EATING RICE..

post-2953-0-22458300-1349723519_thumb.jppost-2953-0-04617300-1349723524_thumb.jp

Posted

HERE IS YOUR PRIZE, PETE.

THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE DECIDED THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE A BIT DRAB.

SO THEY WANT SOMEONE TO PAINT THEM IN LIFE-LIKE COLOURS.

YEP, YOU HAVE GOT THE CONTRACT - IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN TEN YEARS.

BETTER GET USED TO EATING RICE..

post-2953-0-22458300-1349723519_thumb.jppost-2953-0-04617300-1349723524_thumb.jp

Who is supplying the paint? Rice is fine as long as they throw in some water chestnuts and bamboo shoots

Posted

Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon........... :lol:

If I can get the correct answer then they must be getting to easy Malcolm.

Posted

I recognise Travolta but who are the rest?

Vic, can't really give you ALL their names because one of the women might give it away. So I'll comprimise.

The three men are...

Kevin Spacey, John Travolta & Jeff Bridges.

Posted (edited)

post-23-0-37372400-1349853174_thumb.jpg

post-23-0-48949700-1349853194_thumb.jpg

Malcolm's right, Vic - my ex wives....er....fantasy world again, stop it Keith. But who is the other mystery woman? If you get her you might just get a vital clue to the connection.

Edited by keith lockey

Create a free account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...