Quiz Connections

[keith lockey]

HERE THEY ARE.

[mercuryg]

mmm, interesting indeed (strokes beard).......

[Pete]

They all Played the part of a Viking

[keith lockey]

DARN AND TARNATION, PETE, YOU DONE HORNSWOGGLED ME.

YAH SPOILT MA FUN.

THEY ALL PLAYED VIKINGS IN FILMS.

Kirk Douglas..........The Vikings

Richard Widmark...The Longships

Lee Majors.............The Norseman

Tim Robbins...........Erik the Viking

I'll be posting your prize shortly, you hornswoggler.

Edited October 8, 2012 by keith lockey

[Malcolm Robinson]

Played Pete............

[Canny lass]

Is that a euphemism?

Have you never heard us chapesses referring to "the wedding furniture"?

[keith lockey]

PETE – YOUR PRIZE HAS COME THROUGH

Well actually it is more in the way of a quest.

In keeping with the Viking theme I have decided to send you on a quest to save the world from Ragnarok – (The Doom of the Gods, or Twilight of the Gods)

That's Biting the Dust to Yosemite Sam

Now three things can save the world from this Gotterdammerung. You must sally forth from the Hall of Valhalla and procure a frozen turd from one of the Frost Giants sleeping in a cave north of Reykjavik. (Actually, Pete, try ebay)

Your second quest is to buy a loaf of Kingsmill bread and toast it on the fire god Surtr's flatulence; you will then spread a thin layer of peanut butter onto said toast and proceed to your final quest to save the world from the Doom of the Gods.

For your third quest is to scour the land and find an honest politician who will eat the flatulated bread…

Er, I tell you what, Pete, just stay at home and build a bunker.

"We're doomed, doomed.”

[keith lockey]

OKAY VARMINTS - HERE'S ANOTHER.

AND NO HORNSWOGGLIN'

[Pete]

They all played Fu man chu

[keith lockey]

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Darn and blast that Pete

Yep, they all played Dr. Fu Manchu.

Edited October 8, 2012 by keith lockey

[keith lockey]

HERE IS YOUR PRIZE, PETE.

THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE DECIDED THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE A BIT DRAB.

SO THEY WANT SOMEONE TO PAINT THEM IN LIFE-LIKE COLOURS.

YEP, YOU HAVE GOT THE CONTRACT - IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN TEN YEARS.

BETTER GET USED TO EATING RICE..

[Pete]

HERE IS YOUR PRIZE, PETE.

THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE DECIDED THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE A BIT DRAB.

SO THEY WANT SOMEONE TO PAINT THEM IN LIFE-LIKE COLOURS.

YEP, YOU HAVE GOT THE CONTRACT - IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN TEN YEARS.

BETTER GET USED TO EATING RICE..

Who is supplying the paint? Rice is fine as long as they throw in some water chestnuts and bamboo shoots

[Malcolm Robinson]

Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon...........

[Keith Scantlebury]

Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon...........

Soon ? you mean AGAIN !!! He just comes out to get the jacket that makes him hug himself dry cleaned

[Malcolm Robinson]

:lol:

And the next answer is they all played doctors!

[mercuryg]

I predict they all kept pet iguanas.

[Pete]

Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon...........

If I can get the correct answer then they must be getting to easy Malcolm.

[Malcolm Robinson]

If I can get the correct answer then they must be getting to easy Malcolm.

Only easy when you know the answers Pete................

[keith lockey]

THE STRAIGHT -JACKETS OFF YOU HORNSWOGGLIN' VARMINTS

NOW TRY THESE PICS YOU DRY-GULCHERS

Edited October 9, 2012 by keith lockey

[Vic Patterson]

I recognise Travolta but who are the rest?

[keith lockey]

I recognise Travolta but who are the rest?

Vic, can't really give you ALL their names because one of the women might give it away. So I'll comprimise.

The three men are...

Kevin Spacey, John Travolta & Jeff Bridges.

[Malcolm Robinson]

Might help Vic............

Natalie Portman and Sigourney Weaver.

[Malcolm Robinson]

[keith lockey]

Malcolm's right, Vic - my ex wives....er....fantasy world again, stop it Keith. But who is the other mystery woman? If you get her you might just get a vital clue to the connection.

Edited October 10, 2012 by keith lockey

[Malcolm Robinson]

Trying to remember the films I have seen her in...................