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Lve too Mal butwe are going to London later this week
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Was anyone in the red lion last neet ?
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Sorry Mal i will lift my game
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We will be Edinburgh until Thursday, I will need at least one day to recover. Looking forward to Friday night.
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i was in the Red Lion last friday night and had a lovely couple of quiet pints and i will be in the same place nxt friday accompanied by my son an easily recognisable 6ft 3 red head will any body be there ? or do all you drink somewhere else
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I am here guys beware the Aussie has landed
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I could to it this weekend too Merlin
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What do you pay for a pint in Bedlington now .....What was the name of the restaurant on Barrington road and is it still open ?
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just canceled ma flight.............
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Happy Birthday Malcolm hope you have a good one mate....................
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I am with Merlin on this one .
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Perfect pic Cympil and a perfect brekkie is Toast with lashings of Pease pud with salt on it .
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Keith whats a Tardis ? and thanks for the pic Foxy it brought back good memories of leaving the Percy and having a feed before stumbling home to Elenbel ave.
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Nothing like going to a fish and chip shop and sitting down with a meal inc bread and butter and a pot of tea.
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Thanks Pete for a moment i thought i was going totally nuts.
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
Brian Cross replied to a topic in Chat Central
Sky news report. The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya . They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement.. it was a mortar attack. -
Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
Brian Cross replied to a topic in Chat Central
A GUY IS SITTING IN THE BAR IN DEPARTURES AT A BUSY AIRPORT. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto, 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f@c# do you want?' 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. Qantas -
Do you remember tables and chairs Keith.........or am i thinking of somewhere else?
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Look forward to the drink Malcolm and picking up one of those PDF's from you.......
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Does anyone remember when you could sit at tables for a fish and chip meal at (Kings) down the station I cant remember who had the chippie then ?
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
Brian Cross replied to a topic in Chat Central
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
Brian Cross replied to a topic in Chat Central
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building Drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this Building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the Building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back Into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, But says nothing. The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that Could happen!" "No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the Street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him Around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the Elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must've been a one-time Fluke. That was scientifically impossible!" "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just As his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently Carries him around the building and into the window. He takes the Elevator back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious fellow drinker to try It. "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so I'll try it!" He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - Rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ....his body hits the Sidewalk with a loud "splat." Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to The first drinker, and shakes his head. He says, "You know, Superman, you're a real a*+*##^ * when you're drunk." Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building Drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this Building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the Building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back Into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, But says nothing. The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that Could happen!" "No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the Street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him Around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the Elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must've been a one-time Fluke. That was scientifically impossible!" "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just As his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently Carries him around the building and into the window. He takes the Elevator back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious fellow drinker to try It. "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so I'll try it!" He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - Rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ....his body hits the Sidewalk with a loud "splat." Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to The first drinker, and shakes his head. He says, "You know, Superman, you're a real a*+*##^ * when you're drunk." Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building Drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this Building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the Building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back Into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, But says nothing. The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that Could happen!" "No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the Street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him Around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the Elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must've been a one-time Fluke. That was scientifically impossible!" "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just As his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently Carries him around the building and into the window. He takes the Elevator back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious fellow drinker to try It. "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so I'll try it!" He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - Rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ....his body hits the Sidewalk with a loud "splat." Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to The first drinker, and shakes his head. He says, "You know, Superman, you're a real a*+*##^ * when you're drunk." -
Sounds good to me Merlin !!