We could have a referendum : –
Boris to stand for Worse & Gove to stand for Worserer
Tick one box only
Worse
Or
Worserer
Then if the outcome is worserer than first thought we could ask to pull out of Brexit and reinstate Cameron and Osborne into government and have another referendum.
If that seems worserer than the worst scenario then we could get 'even worserer' and ask May and Corbyn to form a coalition government allowing Nicola Sturgeon to form a body of high-ranking carpenters, assisted by joiners, to lead on specific policy areas such as worse, or worserer Health, Transport, Defence etc.
Think I might just stand for the next election, but only if it’s raining.