Mr Darn

pffft is that sound you make when you exhale quickly with your mouth mostly closed, like the sound my lass makes when i say "can i borrow some money to go on the piss with the lads?" and, no, i'm not really a trolley dolley, although its quite a good job in the summer so i hear!

PFFFT! You know as well as i do i can only ever push trolleys!

.............Eggs S..........

Its a shame we cant have everyone answer, like have a seperate 'post poll' instead of a topic poll... i have never smelled a dogs rear! nor will i ever again! Whats the most expensive thing you have knowingly stolen. (if nothing, do not answer!)

initial input from the manager i was talking to stated a basic foodstore will be opening in the previous somerfield building before christmas. unfortunately for them, they have found far more asbestos than they thought in the old co-op, and this is gonna take some removing b4 the builders can get in. so far, they own and occupy the co-op building (all floors) the somerfield building (all floors) the upstairs of E4 and greggs and they either own, or are renting, the upstairs of piggly wigglys for a recrutment center. -:source, interviewing manager: Tesco. apparently, they have no plans for across the road (the garage) and Fancy That and the carpet shop are not currently owned, Although the talks continue! As for a job there... i have applied but its only for another year, till i finnish my current course. then i can broaden my horizons!

anyone go? apparently 100 jobs up for grabs by december, with a further 50-100 once the store opens fully....

Hehe!

i got this: dunno if i did good, but i guessed at most of em lol

Chhers for the advert

And its welcomed! At least its a reply!

Blank, thats not a bad idea, just a simple 'agree' 'disagree' on all threads in this section, what about it 3g? (Poll added to my threads!)

i see everyone has a fair opinion on the game! i was wondering why games were not discussed in this format, now i know!

What did you think of the match? was it just me? or was that captains armband cursed? WHAT A FREE KICK!!!! (even if it was from them!) Deffinate penalty in 21st(approx) minute! To be honest, the game started great, very fast paced and entertaining. a scrappy first goal, but it hit the net anyway!. How close was that keeper from a BIG mistake?? Man city's passing was great, i think the toon need a few hours 'one touch football' practice tho, everytime they passed it went to a man city player! nd what do you think about the "injured"? 2 good runs down the left spoilt due to a bit of wind! and then the ball gets passed back from the 18 yard box to the newcastle keeper? I know its all sportsmanship, but i dont remember it always being like that, unless there was blood, or he was unconcious, you waited till a lull in play before you kicked it out, not in the middle of an attack! I wish i could remember names, but a cupple of toon players were lucky to escape the book today! A deserved win, but i believe the scoreline should have been closer...even tho newcastle played crap in the second half! Sven has certainly turned their fortunes round!

because if you had done it like that, i wouldnt have started reading it thinking it was your opinion and not just cut and pasted from a website. if i wanted the websites opinion, i'd go there myself and read it! the question was what was YOUR definition of a prefab, not what can you find on the internet about it!

a fair point... why dont you just move out? wouldnt that be easier on all of us?

so wheres the 'like: our cute little furry animal origionally from bedlington that looks like a sheep and mr darn/oblivious dont like the look of' thread in this forum? i dont like the bliddy animal. nor do i like jack russels or whippets. or chocolate ice cream for that matter, but i'd be happier if we had invented something like that to be world renouned for! I think alot of people think the same, maybe not the majority but alot. Hence why no-one has bothered risking the expence of setting up a souvineer section in a small corner somewhere in bedlington. (the back of moods would be an idea, where they keep the stationary n stuff??)

If everyone you told to move out of bedlington, did, you'd be here yourself! Isnt anyone but you allowed to have an opinion

saying: LOOK HERE would have been quicker...

A sunday driver was out in the countryside in his yellow Robin Reliant when it suddenly spluttered to a halt. popping the bonnet, he saw what the problem was, but could do nothing to fix it. how glad was he that he had joined the RAC just the week before! reaching into his 'car' he grabbed the mobile phone and dialed for assistance....no signal. He tried in vain to get as high up as possible, but to no avail, so he decided to sit and wait on a passing motorist for assistance. After about 30 minutes he hears an approaching engine, getting louder and louder it sounded like whoever it was was in a real hurry! over the brow of the hill came a red ferarri, which came skidding to a halt a few yards infront of the robin. "need a hand?" asked the ferarri driver, "could do with a lift to town" replied the stranded man. "well, i only have the 2 seats, and as you can see, they are taken right now, but i do have a tow rope if you need a tow" says the ferarri driver. "Not a chance! i've seen how you drive!" replied the strandee "come on, i promise i wont go fast, in fact, well agree a signal so you can tell me if i'm going too fast. If you want me to go faster, put on your left hand indicator, slower, put your right hand indicator, and if theirs a problem and you want me to stop, flash your headlights" The strandee thinks for a moment: i am stranded, and that does sound like a plan...what choice do i have? "Ok, but you had better not go fast!" he decides. they hook up the tow rope, and set off at a slow speed. 'this isnt too bad' thinks the strandee, 'i think we can speed up a little!' and he puts on his left indicator. they go to 30, 40, 50, 55 MPH and he sticks to it when the indicator is cancelled. after another few minutes he thinks 'this is about as fast as this can go, this is my chance to break its reacord!' and puts on the indicator again. 60, 65, 70, 75, 80-just then he hears VVVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM A motorcycle wooshes past at an amazing speed. Meanwhile the ferarri driver is pleased the strandee got past his nerves, and got up to a decent speed, but all this goes out of his mind as the bike goes past, and he floors it after it. Pc plod and his new rookie are sitting beside the road measuring speeds next to a small village with a 30 zone. The pc has his feet up, letting the rookie watch the radar gun. "29 sir" the rookie says. "Yeah yeah" says the pc, and pulls his cap over his eyes. "32 sir, should we go for it?" asks the rookie "no, we should not! give them a break, and dont bother me again unless its an over 40er" "ok sir" replies the rookie. VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! the bike flies thru the speed trap "Sir Sir, 157MPH!!!" the rookie says exitedly "Boy! what do you think this is, a rocket? how in hells name are we ment to catch a bike doing 157mph in a ford fiesta?" he says "now dont bother me unless its something we have a chance of catching, you stupid boy!" and settles back down VVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! the ferarri passes "sir, your not gonna believe this!" says the rookie "what now?" the pc says "a red ferarri has just went by doing 193mph....." "FOR GODS SAKE BOY! how are we gonna catch that???" the pc shouts "No, no, thats not all" says the rookie "what then?" asks the pc Highlight to reveal answer!!

lets face it, it looks like a cross between a wippet and a sheep! i mean come on, couldnt we have founded a better looking dog to be our mascot? Whats your views on our darling little dog? I'd have been happier with a pink labrador or something...

Harsh? maybe, but lets face it, its better than that one going into ashington from pegswood

Joe, dont play into his hands, posts like that are there for one thing and one thing only, to prevoke a reaction. ignore it and it'll go away! maybe

i must be missing something....i just answered 4 questions then went back to the start twice before i gave up...or is that the point?

My mums house in the west end of bedlington must be a pre-fab too then. it has a steel frame, and the internal walls are 'egg boxed' plasterboard sections Apparently they were gonna be condemed a while back due to the steel rusting (no rustproofing applied as recomended)