Mr Darn

the symbols change, the numbers dont..... even if you picked the same number twice, the symbols would probably change

Telephone exchanges?

Or, leave the insides in, and you can have barbque'd chips too!!!

thats where i got the blocks for my garden feature! the guy down the street was pulling an ionternal wall down, and i was like...you throwing them out? the good thing was there was hardly any cement in the mix, so the mortar was like sand, and the blocks came up like new!

Perhaps could be, as the itbox i described earlier does give out wifi access.....

is it an itbox? or a 20p weight machine?

how about a play on the NUFC footballer Jermaine Jenasjust make it formal.... "blah blah blah blah crack cocaine, so stoned i was playing like jenas:Jermaine.... no?

What do music writers do after they die??? (Highlight to see answer!) Its the way i tellem!!!!!!!!

i was gonna pm you, but..... (writes down the email for future ref) in my defence, i did contact MissVic......

clothes shops? I dunno......

service? cause? FREE??? what the hell are you talking about???

but it went off on saturday!

oopps, sorry, diddnt see the chat central post!

What happened??? i was getting worried for a while!

my new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a sea shell on the top of her inner thigh..... Its amazing!, if u put ur ear to it u can actually smell the sea .....

yeah, i have a few....all of which have completly escaped my thought process at this moment!

Just thought, shouldnt this be in Mr Pimps section?

Well, i thought, if anywhere, it would be on the police website, or at least a link to it! i cant find, at first glance, any list on the internet of bye-laws at all! and yet i can still get a £50 fine for not having my dog on a leader on a deserted football field? How the hell was i supposed to know i was doing wrong? Luckily, after pointing this out to the 'jobsworth' (as he petted my VERY friendly 'wouldnt hurt a fly' dog) he simply stated i was warned, and i now knew! Cheeky *******!

to who? who would we ask these questions too?

That is fairly mad, i can get it to go both ways, anyone else?

Hello lindsey, which taxi firm?

What do you think about having a section detailing the Bye-laws applicable to Bedlington? Dont have to be postable, just a refrence section somewhere near the bottom, perhaps one thread open to ask questions etc? i only ask because i have absolutly no idea whatsoever what bye-laws are in force, or how to find out where they would be listed! i mean, how do you know your breaking the law if the rules are not up somewhere?

well, it is said they cannot discriminate! A job is a job, and if a disabled/drunk/thick-as-pig-dung/smelly/or any other type of person wishes to be employed, then the companys have to employ at least one from each class to show how unbias they are! its mad! Jobs should be given to those able to do it...not just because they are 'not considered normal' i actually got beat to a job i wanted to do, because the company i applied to did not have any disabled persons employed, so they employed him over me to 'look politically correct'. The guy who got the job diddnt even want it! (yeah yeah, maybe he was better at it than me and im just bitter! )

Dont make it out of plastic

England....Of course!