Mr Darn

I try my best to keep you all informed of the reasoning behind what i do in topics pinned for a week at a time. i was 'commissioned' to rid the forum of the bad language and to close spent topics. thats what i have done. I tell everyone openly exactly what i do and why i do it and nothing i have done has been underhand. i even say if you want a topic re-opened, just send a simple pm, but no, its just nip nip nip, and now its left a mark. The thing thats really bothering me is this: if the forum admins would only uncheck the box marked 'allow users to edit their own posts' and used the language replace feature, then mine and missvics jobs would simply be to monitor posts that get too far out of hand. Topics would not need to be closed and words would not need masked, as swearing simply would not be allowed by the board. Do i take it too seriously? probably, yes! Do i take pride in my work? Definatly! Will topics get closed after a week of inactivity? yes!, so long as i am a mod! I do this job for free, and without a please or a thankyou. You want topics to stay open, then bl**** post in them! (or send me a quick PM!), you want to swear? bl**** mask it! The point still gets across, and everyones happy. PS, i have come to the conclusion that Topics in Talk of the Town will stay open for 2 weeks of inactivity, and Chat Central will remain at 1. The reason for this is TOTT generally does not go off topic, so less posts are placed in this forum (i.e. "hehe" and "what you doing tonight" etc) whereas Chat Central topics are more popular, and are kept active. Anyone disagreeing with this should PM me.

Tell you what, shove your moderation up your a***! i Quit!

0, coz dave was typing at the time he asked... i 'replied' to the wrong post

Ok all, i've recieved a mild complaint... As from this post, any posts with vulgar words or meanings will be removed, that includes strings of letters. Keep it clean please! but still have fun! PS, this includes the male name "!*!@#". Use of this word, and simmiler occurences, MUST be in the correct context, or you risk a warning! Thankyou.

bill payer

0? because as you asked the question you were typing?

Vine Yard?

I see a pattern here.... My Revolutionary Dog Always Reads Newspapers Single Sidedly, Advanced Dog? E V I L M R D A R N

You Only Use Right Annoying Nouns And Rotten Sh**e Anyways! Y O U R B A R R E D

Bah! -1 for me!

Nope, the only time you will see new content after you first load the page is by either re-enter the page or press f5 (refresh) And neither did you! it has to be the last word Blank... Made dirty

lol, i done the same thing, but with my first reply, just so its under the pic... perhaps you edit your first post to add results and i'll delete mine?

Possibly someone quickly came in after you, posted, then left, as it only records who is reading the message when you first look at it. it wont show people who enter after you.

Nope, comnpletly seperate thing, 2 points to me!

Took a bit for the penny to drop then! 'pdf file'! Hehe!

True, but i saw a seperate new castle....

Some Members Elevate Levels, Yet They Remain A Megga Pain! W A T C H I T P L Z

newcastle has to be right!

portsmouth: picture on wall rhs newcastle: 2 magpies out of window (or possibly the 'new' castle in bottom right of window) sunderland: 2 black cats

topic change...No, i mean planet hollywood

NO, NO, i wont have it!, strike three.... Handle 'BARS!'

Ahh, oh well, in that case, 'handle -with care?'

broom handle

glass eye

let it be- the beetles