Mr Darn

Never heard of internet cafes? Have a good time joe!

which one? the 9?

OOOH, i do hope your ok... i love freaky weather, its just a shame people have to get hurt...

s=1 p=2 e=3 l=4 l=5 i=6 n=7 g=8 a=9 n=10 u=11 m=12 b=13 e=14 r=15 no? i thought i was the first there! must be one thousand then is it? or 65 in binary (97 for a) (A=01000001 or a=01100001) am i getting close?

Ok, back to topic, What IS going on? Any news on upcoming events?

9?

Happy Barfday Girls!

Really?

DOH!sorry, has to be the R6, in blue....it looks great! Can you do the splits?

On a serious note, wouldnt blowing it up have an effect on Bedlington? ie radioactive ash deposited on every surface, radiation poisioning for miles, and thats without the power plant Naaa, i like cambois really, i have a few friends there... please dont blow it up!

It was me, and the reason was left in the second PM (not the blank one) i only leave a message on the board if any of the post is worth saving.

Cant argue with those numbers!

Math? Maths?that bit was part of the red herring, just like most of the rest of it! heres one for you, And no calculators please! do it in your head! What is half of 99½? (thats 99½ divided by 2 for the ones looking for the trick!) Be honest and say how long it took you too!

Yup colonel! and the sister that was married was the one with the wedding ring on her finger, you mucky lot!

True, but i meant non humans.

Nope! just how many animals, not people...

Heres a math one for you... A man walking his dog on the road to, erm, Bedlington (hehe! see what i did there?) Meets a woman. this woman had seven (7) daughters traveling with her, whom had three (3) brothers, who had 2 sons each (the brothers did) These sons were also traveling with the group. each of the group had 2 pets each with them. three (3) of the daughters had ice creams, one was licking it slowly, the second biting chunks out, and the third ate hers in one mouthful. Now, 1,How many Animals were traveling to Bedlington in that group? And 2, which one of the three daughters eating ice-cream was married?

coz one of the mothers is the other mothers daughter?

Never said they were or wernt, but surely you cant tar every perry with that brush... i know of one or two at least that are good people

"Hello there you fine young fellow, i was wondering if you could tell me... Which way is your village?"

Its wierd, i always seem to be coming to the defence of the perrys these days! I just wanted to add, since i had a few years at the club myself, that the club must have cost a fortune to keep running. The bar never did 'make' alot of money, even the bar turnover was reasonable, to keep the punters it had to be cheap! The money taken from the gate served to pay for the electric used by the lights, and the players wages, and there was not a lot left after that! i'm sure the 'profit' made was not nearly enough to cover the renovation of the bar, nor the erection (yes denzel, Erection!) of the stands. I can say from personal experience, Keith at least Loved the club with all his heart, and funneled a great deal of money into the place to keep it going as long as he did. As for the rest of bedlington, when i was a kid there was a choice of things to do, between the local youth clubs and just amongst my friends. Where i grew up tho, a big group of kids was considered to be a good thing, as we were all safe, and should an old lady need a hand with something, ie their garden, several of us used to go trowel in hand for no more of a reward than all the pop we could drink and a 20p mix-up! Now, my nephew has resorted to taking his bike apart and putting it back together, as all his friends are on MSN or playing on their PSP's. My point is, All their is to do for them these days is hang around in bus shelters or stay in their rooms! My, What a rant! i'll stop now, i need a breath...

Easy guys and galls.... dont get too excited!

the egg, coz chickens are female..... then they had a cigarette, coz they live outside... Whats youe favorite website?

Was good that, any more?