Mr Darn

Yup colonel! and the sister that was married was the one with the wedding ring on her finger, you mucky lot!

True, but i meant non humans.

Nope! just how many animals, not people...

Heres a math one for you... A man walking his dog on the road to, erm, Bedlington (hehe! see what i did there?) Meets a woman. this woman had seven (7) daughters traveling with her, whom had three (3) brothers, who had 2 sons each (the brothers did) These sons were also traveling with the group. each of the group had 2 pets each with them. three (3) of the daughters had ice creams, one was licking it slowly, the second biting chunks out, and the third ate hers in one mouthful. Now, 1,How many Animals were traveling to Bedlington in that group? And 2, which one of the three daughters eating ice-cream was married?

coz one of the mothers is the other mothers daughter?

Never said they were or wernt, but surely you cant tar every perry with that brush... i know of one or two at least that are good people

"Hello there you fine young fellow, i was wondering if you could tell me... Which way is your village?"

Its wierd, i always seem to be coming to the defence of the perrys these days! I just wanted to add, since i had a few years at the club myself, that the club must have cost a fortune to keep running. The bar never did 'make' alot of money, even the bar turnover was reasonable, to keep the punters it had to be cheap! The money taken from the gate served to pay for the electric used by the lights, and the players wages, and there was not a lot left after that! i'm sure the 'profit' made was not nearly enough to cover the renovation of the bar, nor the erection (yes denzel, Erection!) of the stands. I can say from personal experience, Keith at least Loved the club with all his heart, and funneled a great deal of money into the place to keep it going as long as he did. As for the rest of bedlington, when i was a kid there was a choice of things to do, between the local youth clubs and just amongst my friends. Where i grew up tho, a big group of kids was considered to be a good thing, as we were all safe, and should an old lady need a hand with something, ie their garden, several of us used to go trowel in hand for no more of a reward than all the pop we could drink and a 20p mix-up! Now, my nephew has resorted to taking his bike apart and putting it back together, as all his friends are on MSN or playing on their PSP's. My point is, All their is to do for them these days is hang around in bus shelters or stay in their rooms! My, What a rant! i'll stop now, i need a breath...

Easy guys and galls.... dont get too excited!

the egg, coz chickens are female..... then they had a cigarette, coz they live outside... Whats youe favorite website?

Was good that, any more?

The Illusionist! and it was better than i thought it would be, that orange tree was fabulous! Where are you going tommorrow night and why?

But unfortunatly mongo lost, and so his soul was lost forever. Now, old grim, on the other hand, was having a right boring time... in an attempt to liven his dull life up, he decided to....

Sencing this had gone way too far into daftland, our lad sat eating his chips and thought about where this story was going... Once he finnished, he got up, dusted himself down, shook himself and decided....

/me plays worlds smallest violin...

was it in the back of the van?

Are you having a problem with double posts or are they ment?

Its in the title folks! i joked about having www,Bedlington.co.uk on my car, but its grown on me! anything else we can do? and what will the site owners allow?

Has to be Black velvet, but the poor mans version! (Guinness and cider) and i like it because it makes me forget about my life, lets me enjoy myself, and NEVER makes me angry, unlike snakebite, which i become a troublemaker after drinking! What is your favorite article of clothing? (this is hard, coz you need to think of a next question as well as an answer!)

...Mr Darn buys me a drink. So...she'll be away a while! our intrepid hero moves on, and seaks out new life, and new civilisations further up the street at the market cross, where he see's...

14, i never noticed the ones on the legs! that got me looking... is there one reflected in the bottom right window?

Fishing! both boat and lake. favorite fish has to be a self caught cod fried the same day! (No, the cod did not catch its self, i mean a cod I have caught!) Whats your favorite Meal? (and i dont mean multiple choice, breakfast; elevenses; lunch; dinner; tea or supper! i mean what food!)

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BLOB! noooo, not a rubber, Bar Lass Of Bedlington! he asked her why she wasnt coming onto the forum any more, and she said:

Heres one for you:- whats the crack with home helps and maids? i mean, they have to enter your home to clean etc, so technically thats their work place, does that mean all these old dears have to go outside? when does it become a workplace? just when the maid is there? or all the time? what about plumbers etc? does their workplace have to be smoke free too?