Mr Darn

The Illusionist! and it was better than i thought it would be, that orange tree was fabulous! Where are you going tommorrow night and why?

But unfortunatly mongo lost, and so his soul was lost forever. Now, old grim, on the other hand, was having a right boring time... in an attempt to liven his dull life up, he decided to....

Sencing this had gone way too far into daftland, our lad sat eating his chips and thought about where this story was going... Once he finnished, he got up, dusted himself down, shook himself and decided....

/me plays worlds smallest violin...

was it in the back of the van?

Are you having a problem with double posts or are they ment?

Its in the title folks! i joked about having www,Bedlington.co.uk on my car, but its grown on me! anything else we can do? and what will the site owners allow?

Has to be Black velvet, but the poor mans version! (Guinness and cider) and i like it because it makes me forget about my life, lets me enjoy myself, and NEVER makes me angry, unlike snakebite, which i become a troublemaker after drinking! What is your favorite article of clothing? (this is hard, coz you need to think of a next question as well as an answer!)

...Mr Darn buys me a drink. So...she'll be away a while! our intrepid hero moves on, and seaks out new life, and new civilisations further up the street at the market cross, where he see's...

14, i never noticed the ones on the legs! that got me looking... is there one reflected in the bottom right window?

Fishing! both boat and lake. favorite fish has to be a self caught cod fried the same day! (No, the cod did not catch its self, i mean a cod I have caught!) Whats your favorite Meal? (and i dont mean multiple choice, breakfast; elevenses; lunch; dinner; tea or supper! i mean what food!)

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BLOB! noooo, not a rubber, Bar Lass Of Bedlington! he asked her why she wasnt coming onto the forum any more, and she said:

Heres one for you:- whats the crack with home helps and maids? i mean, they have to enter your home to clean etc, so technically thats their work place, does that mean all these old dears have to go outside? when does it become a workplace? just when the maid is there? or all the time? what about plumbers etc? does their workplace have to be smoke free too?

...all our friends. on the way they popped into the off licence to buy...

... Baseball bat. With Mr Darns head under one arm, our crusading young fellow decided to go shopping. on the way he met a young girl. "Whats your name?" he asked her... "Sally" she said, "Whats your name?" Realising this was his chance to let the readers know his real name, our crusader smiles, and says "Well hi there sally, my name is......"

...Eat cheese again, which ment when he bent over and strained, a.....

It fits? then what is the point of the bollard? i thought the reenforced streetmaster #2 classic 4ft 3in bollard was designed to stop any vehicles from entering the cordoned area, thus protecting the pedestrians and property within.

told the story to a group of cub scouts (whom missdarn is looking for her local group!) who then 'went prepared' and located the burial site, where they found......

I found these film cuts that they obviously diddnt want you to see.... a MUST for matrix fans... Click Here

...little england flags...(like the one Mr Darn has for sale on bedbay!), this reminded our crusading hero of home, so he went to the travel agents asking for a cheap flight. the girl behind the counter was young, pretty and blonde, and he was rather embarressed when she noticed his.....

New York, (coz with our new next day delivery service....) In new york, he went to the local wal*mart where he bought...

Welcome to www.bedlington.co.uk, hope to see more of you in the main forums!

i still have, on the odd occasion, a dollop of ice cream in a half glass, then slowly pour coke over it.... lovely! what a foam it makes! And splashing thru puddles on my bike, only now its in my car.... I love puddles me!

... a bycicle with only one wheel, he thought 'thats strange' and started to fumble in his pocket, looking for a...