Mr Darn

slippers, toes, fingers, towels, rugs, carpets, ears(little sh!t!), corner units, settee's, in fact, every bliddy thing in the house with exception to the many 'chew' toys we bought her!!!!111!!1! little git! (i love her really!!)

Me and miss Darn went to the Tavern for dinner today, it was blooming marvelous! i like what they have done with the place, barlass, suggest an extra item on the menu, "extra veg plate". Perfect sized portions for the majority of the population, but me being 'above avarage' in the weight department, a few more spuds wouldnt go amiss!!

Miss Darn had her choice, a pc, a holiday or a puppy, she chose this:

you were told this twice??? (arf arf!)

Muuuuuharharharrrrrrr, i like it!!!

i hear a 'park and ride' is proposed at 'the swan' between bedlington and choppington too. anyone heared anything?

i knew she was wrong! silly mare!

Had a word with Miss darn, and she seems to think your the rather charming young lady with a new ring on her finger, if not, then its not you!!!! (ps, if you do live next door, Congratulations, i hear he's quite a catch!)

yup!

Maxi-freeze is located in the building to the right of where the old top club used to be, the one that burned down 50-60 years ago. Was a Netto before it moved down the bank (to where the newer top club was situated before it was demolished due to subsidence!) and i believe was once laws stores... the old gas shop is located father east, down the front street, past the 'nail' (market place monument) on the same side of the road as the northumberland arms, opposite st cuthberts church.

De-Ja vou?? sure this is mentioned elswhere on the forum

Happy Valentines Day All!!! come on, spill the beans, what did you all get!!! i actually got a card this year:- Thanks Mum!!!

Had heared the news myself. is it true the grandaughter raised the alarm? My heart goes out to her if she did, poor little blighter!

a swear jar would surely be more profitable...and would take less to convince sarah!

in that order...

snow? what snow? i love the snow me, it brings out my boyish side, where i like to play in my car in the car parks of bedlington. unfortunately, now i drive a people carrier, this is no longer as much fun as it used to be... oh well, time to grow up i suppose... (que a dig at the M T carpark...)

erm..... denzel??

its called humour swalnalla. i did it for a laugh.

Emma TASTES icy cool..... erm, so i'm told

My nephew made £40 this morning charging £4 a car to start them up and de-ice them. Lovely and toastie for when your cuppas finished, and the little git is on more a day than i am! i believe a few more people are enlisting his service tomorrow morning, just the de-ice of windows, and he's recruiting his friends to give him a hand! what an entrepreneur...

it sure is!!! You read my mind my good man! Julie has since revealed her dasterdly plan, and alas, i am a laughing stock around the family dinner table. Bi$%h!

bedlington is quiet compared to what i was used to 10 years ago, but is still busy in the right bars (depending on your taste)(que barlass) there are about 500 taxi companys round here now, so if you cant get one on the street, ask the barstaff, they all seem to have their little cliques. throwing out time? lol i cant remember ever being thrown out of a bar coz its closing, but then again, i am a bit of a beer pig, i think most are about 12 now tho, with the red lion open later i believe.

Better than what i did after my Saturday night out in the market tavern. After a few swift pints of warm pi.... Lager, i had a few vodka's with red bull, then effortlessly went on to down a few black velvets, 2 made with Magners cider and another 4 that i know of made with champers...... things got hazy then... For some reason a small wet patch was evident on the bed linen when i awoke rather groggily the next morning... And miss darn insists it wasn't her... although i did take a glass of water to bed with me, and could have spilled that in my dreadfull state, the covers went into the washer regardless, just for fear!!! Plenty of soap later, again just to be sure, me and miss darn were all clean and ready for our usual Sunday morning trip to McDonald's for the usual sausage and egg ensemble and plenty of black coffee....Lovely!

bedlington Naked teddies???

i hear there is a good one at the first school....