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Try the cues at the snooker club!!LOLZ!!11!!!!!!!!!!147!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Wilkinson. So the little man is going to play for England,well good luck to him he seems to put country before the people that pay his wages,if I say if I should say when he gets injured playing for country and is unavailable for the Newcastle Falcons then they should suspend him and fine him all wages.They should not put him on the transfer list but let the little !*!@# rot,then see how many games he gets for England. There is too much money in club rugby now for players to be 'loaned' out to play for another team.National teams should revert back to amateur status. Then maybe we would see rugby with players actually wanting to wear the shirt for pride!

In their last game they beat Everton, who were sixth at start of play. They have yet to play the three teams you named.

So, what's your view? Is he deliberately injuring himself while on England duty in order to avoid playing for Newcastle? Or are these injuries inevitable, in which case he would just pull up lame while playing for Newcastle in a couple of weeks time, regardless of whether he went away with England?

The NEWCASTLE supporters I've met have seemed pretty happy with Owen when they came back from seeing him score last-minute winners in two home games already this season.

Arson

What absolute nonsense. Owen was fit to come on and play on Sunday. If Newcastle had a game this Saturday, Allardyce would be picking him. Does wanting to represent your country make you a "little !*!@#"? What does that make somebody who slings nasty abuse at a player who has delighted millions of England supporters with important goals over the last nine years?

Comedy, eh? It's all about timing.

How dare you, madam!

Nonsense. It's all downhill. Ten minutes, maximum. Just enough to build up a not unmanly thirst for the next pint. The bands in the Tavern are alright. A bit trad for the tastes of this mid 20s hip-hopper, but perfectly fine for middle-aged types.

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There were two previous posts when I typed that. One of your mate Monsta's typically erudite and forthright contributions has since been excised.

Have a g-g-g-great day!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!FOURGSGEDDIT!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!

I enjoy a pint in The Tavern. The continued absence of the above two posters would only add to the attractiveness of said establishment.

Happy birthday and that!

Hurrah! Let the joy be unconfined. It's going to be the best Christmas ever!!!!!!111!!!!LEXMARKSTHESPOT!!!!!!!

Ignoring your hurtful jibes, why don't you simply withdraw your paypal money and put it into your regular bank account?

I take it you mean "accept" rather than "take exception to". That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds?

Scum.

Or maybe not

MissVic would buy them.

After Monday's sobering events, my fractured optimism extends only as far as predicting a scrappy 2-2 draw against West Ham on Sunday.