Denzel

Where are we watching it this year?

I thought Martin Woods gave a fine account of himself.

Motion seconded. Have a good one you old curmudgeon!

Now it's a boxing ring for the radgie clientele.

Altruism is my strong point Pete.

I'll borrow Pencil Neck's!

It's like the Bahamas outside man Pete.

You're good.

Well she's certainly funnier than you.

24 hours late, but I made it.

To be fair, Allan has a point.

If the carp get the ducks then just kill the carp.

Emma was delighted to hear about the use of a convertor ring.

It's only a small TV.

March?! Sort it out Pete, we need you here.

You spoke to soon!

Norma is my stooge.

You owe him a pint now mind.

Well it is Christmas Pete! Prediction for tomorrow?

CK and Mr Neck had obviously been in there.

The Domino?

Well personally I'm as sick as a chip. Supposed to be in Newcastle today imbibing some quality ale, instead I have what Dr Hilary Jones would call 'a dicky tummy'.

When are you up next and we'll all buy you a birthday Guinness?

It's so foggy here I can't even see the TV.

Any 'artistic' photographs of you and Mr Darn would be greatfully accepted.