Denzel

Boo, hiss. Britain for the British!

You knows it!

Grey after 20 pints of Guinness.

It has to be done!

Cheers marra!

My prediction: Newcastle 3 Reading 1 Nobby, Sibierski and Emre with the goals. Martins to run around a lot at high speed, and achieve nowt. Again.

Two posts containing the same message but using different titles?! I smell a rat!

I sympathise with you sir.

Congratulations to Pencil Neck on his first gout attack! Hurts like buggery. Allegedly.

Drinks on Pete over the festive period. Hurrah.

Chill ya BC's man Winston. It's the Dr Trotter memorial.

That's just blatant advertising for Margaret's. Mr Darn is a nocturnal blue-rinser.

No, their magnum opus 'The Queen is Dead'. 'I Know it's Over' has never seemed so prescient.

What do you expect? A few Stella's and Mr Neck gets 'lairy'. Stroll on...

Accepted.

Tidied that up for you.

I'm used to that in all fairness!

He doesn't watch Eastenders, it's full of working class 'oiks'.

Thanks for your support in my dark hour. I'm off to listen to The Smiths.

Yeah we get them from the GI's!

It's official, Pete is Gandalf!

It's all kicking off!

Capstan Full Strength for kids. They were the days.

True, I do

60p a head? Bit steep mind.