Denzel

I shall have a cool pint of Guinness ready for you sir.

A bon viveur of the highest order.

Colonel Knowledge = the school swot.

A loving couple, yesterday.

Rubbish. This is better:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNgkKxeFQ64

Who he?

Oh yeah I agree with that; but until this place ceases to be an extremely comfortable Labour seat then nothing will ever change.

Well he was a bit warm, but then he didn't get his lass to walk into the pub 20 seconds after he'd walked in. 'Eeeee, fancy seeing you here....'

Pete's been on the Colonel's 'adventure soup' methinks.

What are you on about now you madman?

I don't disagree, but can't say I find Christmas lights all that important.

Apropos of what exactly?

Ann likes some al fresco fun.

On the subject of strange foods I went to a shop in Jesmond this lunchtime and they were selling squirrels. However, the food fascists have been in, as a sign underneath read 'Caution - may contain nuts'.

Well the last one is 'forget'; but then that might be the number four as in your list.

Well get some Stone Island threads on and go and see them Pete; I bet you're handy in a tear-up.

Rats, I forgot it's not a white background on the board. D'oh!

Get it sorted technical peoples.

And bear in mind once you move in you can kiss goodbye to your sex life.

I was unaware that I know either Mrs Darn or your good self sir. My this is all good fun!

Barlass will corroborate.

Well remembered sir, with their Housemartinsesque pop smash about a famed TV weatherman.

Just some of them.

I'm only saying what everyone thinks!

They're an appreciation society for fat, hairy men. Now then, will Pencil Neck take the bait?!