Denzel

Course not!

I blame Celine Dion.

Yeah, it is very impressive....oops, silly me.

Lay off Youtube CK, you're becoming an addict.

Mitten sales in Canada set to reach record levels.

Strike a light!

(Cue sound of J Rooney's name being scratched off Denzel's Christmas card list. Folds arms and mutters 'harumph'.)

And no stutter.

Well said; if only everyone had your moral fortitude.

Just imagine the interviewer is naked. Simply get Mr Hair to ask you some awkward questions; in a similar vein to your role-play nights in fact.

Hope you haven't been imbibing the black stuff and then driving Pete?

ROFL!!!!!1!!!! LMAO!!!1!!!!

The side of Fancy That? Or whatever the hell it's called now.

As was your comment.

Of course, your fanclub is over-subscribed.

That's him put in his place.

The Colonel knows because he is really Old Nick himself.

I've been reliably informed that it's a well-known brand of rolling tobacco, not a skin-flick.

I'm not sure Pete, I'll have to dig my dictionary out.

Pete's dedication to the cause is to be applauded.

Prediction please Pete!

Not enough make-up for that to be Ms Hair.

Pete knows a good line when he sees it!

Find, feel, finger, fornicate, forget.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't wantonly flaunt pornography on this board thank you Mr Pete!