Ulster fry:- Wetting the bairn's heed - it's binge drinking, but it's acceptable Dene's Deli - buzzard's breath stottie, get it doon ya neck Netto et al - 24 cans of cooking lager for c.£10 = bargain BBC2, 9pm, Monday - Still Game, Catherine Tate & Saxondale; chuckle your way to bed Mark Radcliffe on daytime Radio 2 - quality choons Martin Lewis - heaven sent money guru Bistro style salad:- Flies - and wasps Baby sick - it stinks, it stains Twisty-arsed singer songwriters - add Paolo Nutini to this ever growing list Light summer nights - I need to get some kip man