Denzel
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It's quality. Fancy a ruck after the game this weekend? Bring your crew to the Top End, if you dare.
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Sod off Wicket.
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Some superb research into the life of our dear Queen CK, but her full name is in fact Mrs Elizabeth Babcock. Apart from that, hats off to you sir.
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Humford woods it is then. Pack some Scotch eggs.
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Welcome to sunny Northumberland Gareth, whereabouts have you moved to?
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What's a 'Rampant Rabbit'?
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Excellent. 'Thaz been a lot of allegations made, and a wanna knaa wee thu alligators are'.
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There is no such this as 'too many' takeaways'.
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Does it work with Scotch eggs?
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What next, will they stop pubs selling peanuts in case someone has an allergic reaction?
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Personally gents, I would pile the kids into the car and drive the Northumberland Coastal Route; go through Beadnell, Craster etc for some good fresh air and some great views. Stop off at Seahouses for a whale end and chips (£3.50 per portion, economic and wholesome) then maybe finish off with a visit to Holy Island. A nice day out, a bit of fresh air, great history and some good bait. Spot on.
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Christ, I thought my old car was thirsty.
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Well I lifted it lock, stock and barrel from a 'fascinating facts' website; sounds good though. And mead is very tasty.
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is mad efrom honey, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month", or what we know today as the "honeymoon".
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Kangaroos cannot walk backwards.
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Well I'm in the minority; I have a socket set and a heatgun and that's about it.
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The commonest owl found across the UK is the Teat Owl.
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An impressive piece of advertising in anyone's book.
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Not at all, I thoroughly enjoyed my holiday in the US, and would heartily recommend it to anyone. If it's good enough for Bruce Springsteen, it's good enough for me.
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I didn't say it was my particular taste, personally I'm more in favour of post-impressionism.
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A McDonalds burger bun is topped with an average of 198 sesame seeds.
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Has the world really come to this?
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I don't have any axe to grind with our cousins over the pond, what I object to is lazy cutting and pasting from US websites. American spellings? No thank you.
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