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Denzel

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  1. Didn't go, though apparently the changes consist of a lick of paint and, erm, that's it.
  2. Haway Spartans, ya fu...............!
  3. Why thank you gentlemen, and I can confirm that I did some serious living this weekend, coinciding as it did with Pencil Neck's stag do. A full report on that momentous occasion will be available shortly.
  4. Aye many happy retorns kidda.
  5. Iz that aal? Yu friggun heemasex
  6. I'll be there the neet then!
  7. Dorty get.
  8. Ah yes, horsey Emma, ex of the Red Lion.
  9. No, Hairy Heed ruined the suspension.
  10. The times haven't changed then, it's still a popular pastime among Bedlington miscreants.
  11. Yep, 9.30am train, sip the froth off a tinny and you'll be asleep by the time we reach Alnmouth.
  12. (Doffs hat at Boomhauer)
  13. Wax on, wax off.
  14. I have a separate dogging vehicle; the custard pie is too recognisable.
  15. WTF?
  16. After 7 stellas you'd be asleep.
  17. I've never seen it, might as well just watch The Sweeney.
  18. Yep the world has gone to the dogs, there was no drink-fuelled violence in the olden days.
  19. I noticed it when I drove past yesterday as well, let's pray it's not another hairdressers or takeaway.
  20. Ya fukcin write their hinny
  21. What is so 70's?
  22. I enjoy dogging; drop me a line and we'll sort something out.
  23. Personally I'm teetotal - alcohol impairs the ability to spell correctly.
  24. Get them in kidda, I'll spark up the snouts.
  25. Nah, too many coke-snorting radgies kicking around for me to be interested in it.
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