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Denzel

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  1. Hear, hear!!!
  2. KILL THE *******!!!! Is that quick enough?
  3. Onanism. Disgusting.
  4. Well folks, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling particularly festive; it's not long until Santa will be popping down my chimney and (hopefully) leaving me a bumper crop of quality gifts. But this year I haven't asked for a Lamborghini, and instead have opted for a more esoteric item, ie a mandolin (for chopping vegetables with, I haven't joined The Waterboys). What gifts have the good folks of Bedlingtonshire requested then?
  5. Oi, I heard that!
  6. Parade. Rained on.
  7. And what answers should I give?
  8. Well that's hardly my fault is it?!
  9. Sir, this is a family establishment.
  10. MILF actually.
  11. 'How man tha me fuggin mazzies how'.
  12. Oi, Dazza has his finger on the pulse of 'Yoof Culchah'; he's merely following in the footsteps of Janet Street Porter and Normski.
  13. That's a fantastic piece of trivia, personally speaking I'd like to thank you for sharing it with us.
  14. Yes, and your point is?
  15. Ah, 'Stranger on the Shore'.........
  16. Well wear another Lacoste jumper.
  17. And 'belter', as i believe you hip kidz would say.
  18. 'Pov'?
  19. Hell yeah! It's hapnin' bro'!
  20. Who needs NHS Direct?!
  21. Howay then tell us!
  22. Me neither.
  23. Well miracles can happen at Xmas.
  24. Flats at the Red Lion - how cool is that!
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